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smii7y: Sometimes, kryoz makes me so angry.
moo: You are sitting in his lap.
smii7y: Angrily.
panda: vanoss, we tried things your way.
vanoss: No, we didn't.
panda: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Evan: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first?
anthony: the good news?
Evan: it is very unlikely that i will ever do it again
Delirious: I feel like I’m forgetting something. [rubs face, clown makeup smears]
Delirious: ...nope! Guess not!
basically: Hey hun, I- AAAAAH!
basically: THAT DAMN CLOWN MAKEUP!
Delirious: Ah! My mask! I forgot my mask! [runs into his room]
vanoss: Brock, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Brock: the best revenge is letting go and living well
vanoss: ugh
vanoss: anthony, how do i get—
panda: i’m already packed, let’s go
-Later-
Brock: ...how did it go?
vanoss: anthony tricked me into letting go and living well
panda: gets ‘em every time
panda: ...
vanoss: ...
panda: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.
vanoss: Then what’s the point???
panda: brian is being ...
vanoss: brian?
panda: A total ass, yeah.
panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store
vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?
panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?
vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?
panda: Sorry I was late I was doing... stuff...
vanoss: [bursts in]
vanoss: I’m “stuff.”
vanoss: cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
panda: guns are their wands and they only know one spell bullet
[tyler and scotty outside]
tyler: rootin; tootin; toil n’ shootin’
scotty: fire burn and cowboy bootin’
tyler: eye of newt and spicy beans,
scotty: toe of frog and denim jeans,
tyler: whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
scotty: tossed into my iron griddle
tyler: with the tannin’ of our hides,
tyler and scotty: somethin’ wicked this way rides
vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.
panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.
vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*
panda: if i was a gardener i’d put our tulips together
vanoss, tearing up: i love you
2p! panda, looks at 2p! vanoss : well?
2p! vanoss: if i was a gardener you’d be my hoe
vanoss:
panda:
2p! panda, tearing up: i love you too hoe
moo: evan, why are you naked?
evan: i...uhh... don’t have any clothes
moo: *opens closet* sure you do, you have shirts, pants, oh hi panda, that new hat i bought you, jackets
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss:
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss: [draws Homer]
panda: [sigh]
Moo: are you a little spoon or a big spoon?
tyler: I’m a knife
evan, from the other room: he’s a little spoon
evan's Dad: So tyler, what are your interests?
tyler: Your son in my room
evan's Dad: What?
tyler: The sun and the moon
jiggly: you are flower
mini: explain
jiggly: makes me happy
Bia: shit
cartoonz: we don’t use that kind of language in this goddamn mother fucking household.
Bia: i wonder who i learned it from
evan: i need advice
brock, eating raw cookie dough from the bowl: you’ve come to the right person
Brian: You know, I kinda regret buying you that blender
evan, drinking toast: Why would you say that?
terroriser: babe! babe! do the thing!
vanoss: [genuinely smiles]
terroriser, breathlessly: oh my god...
terroriser: so how do i tell the guy i like, i love him.
vanoss: just suck it up and do it!
terroriser: okay, i love you.
vanoss: aww, i love you too, now go tell him!
terroriser: i just did;)
vanoss: how did it go??! did he say it back?!?
terroriser: dude.
terroriser: He protec
terroriser: He attac
terroriser: ...but most importantly...
terroriser: [pulls up a picture of vanoss] HE SUC AT MINECRAF.
vanoss: THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?!
tyler: hah! your in love with evan!
brian: no i’m not!
tyler: but you have b+e on your desk
brian: that stands for .... brian loves eggs
2nd gen bbs stuff you can ask about whatever really i just want to get some asks so i can do something
craig: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.
anthony swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.
tyler: are you in love with evan?
brian: *sweats*... no.
tyler: then why do you draw ‘b+e’ in hearts everywhere you go?
brian: it stands for bitterness and emptiness
terroriser: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together
smitty: Oh yeah? kryoz and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that robo boy
terroriser: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie
smitty: Oh baby I can be here all night
terroriser: Bring it on then, milk bag
*In a haunted house*
moo: This place is giving me the creeps. Look, I have goosebumps. Oh no. Oh no I don’t like this. Evan, I don’t like this
Vanoss, looking into the camera: Brock has goosebumps because it’s 39 degrees outside, the windows are broken, and he has no jacket. those are goosebumps of terrible planning. Wow. They sure are spooky.
nogla: can i get a glass of wine, please?
Employee: Sir, I hope you do realize that this is Mcdonalds.
nogla: Oh fuck i am so sorry… can I get a Mcwine?