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vanoss: moo, I just wanted to let you know that you are the best person I have ever met. I would do anything for you if you asked it. I would jump over the moon for you, would you go out with me?
moo: vanoss where are your pants
*At a convention*
vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.
vanoss, bumps into panda:
vanoss: I was wrong.
vanoss: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?
Moo: One. One person
vanoss: Are you sure?
nogla: Must you always attack me with words?
terroriser: You want us to use rocks?
wildcat: Why are YOU here?
vanoss: Oh, you know, just tagging along. Don't worry, I won't cause ANY trouble
mini: So why do you have a shotgun?
moo: What we need is a diversion. I say Mini gets naked.
jiggly: No.
Nogla: I could get naked.
Vanoss, Lui, and Basically: No!
moo: I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
vanoss: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Moo: vanoss, I don’t think you need any more coffee
vanoss: Coffee cures depression
Moo: It doesn’t work that way
vanoss: More espresso, less depresso
moo: I didn't catch your name
vanoss: I didn't throw it
moo: I have made the decision to trust you.
vanoss: A horrible decision, really.
panda: Let me see what you have
vanoss: A knife!!
panda: No!!!
tyler: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?
moo: Aren't you forgetting something?
vanoss: ...
vanoss: haPPY BIRTHDAY!!
moo: ...
moo: It's Valentine's Day.
vanoss: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot right
moo: Of course
vanoss: Tell me
moo: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances
vanoss: Good
vanoss: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together
moo: awww
terroriser: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe
mini:...thanks.
vanoss, after getting shot: Hit or miss… I guess they never miss; huh
moo: I think you're starting to rub off on nogla a little bit
vanoss: What makes you say that?
nogla: *is running around stabbing people with a knife and laughing insanely*
nogla: *Looks over at vanoss and waves* Hi baby!!
vanoss: Hey babe! He's so cute, with his bloody knife and evil laughter
nogla: [To Brian] I wonder what vanoss’s thinking about
vanoss: *Wii music*
mini: I get to light a HUGE pile of trash on fire!
mini: and get paid for it!
terroriser: Why would you light yourself on fire?
mini: ...
nogla: i did a bad thing
vanoss: does it affect me?
nogla: no
vanoss: then suffer in silence
terroriser: Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in.
terroriser: You measure that with the goodness of your heart.
mini: We’re making pizza?
terroriser: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together
mini: awww
nogla: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe
Vanoss:...thanks.
*wildcat shooting at someone*
wildcat, runs out of bullets: This bitch is empty
wildcat, throwing the gun and hitting the person in the head: Yeet
terroriser: Wanna see what kind of trouble we can get into?
mini: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?
terroriser: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
mini: You absolutely do not
terroriser: You look nice, I want to kiss you
mini: what?
terroriser: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.
nogla: i learned how to shoot a gun today so now you got a man that’ll protect you
vanoss: nothings sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery
nogla: you look nice, I want to kiss you.
vanoss: what?
nogla: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!
vanoss: you’re pretty dumb
nogla: thank you
vanoss: why are you thanking me? i just insulted you.
nogla: all i heard was “you’re pretty”. i’m focusing on the positives in life
vanoss: Hey nogla, you thinking what I'm thinking?
nogla: Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?
vanoss: *locks himself in his room*
nogla: I just want you to be happy
nogla: and naked
vanoss: .... go on
mini: I wont stand for this!
terroriser: then sit.