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wildcat: okay the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Evan* is that okay if we use some of your blood?
Evan: wait-um- i’m not a.. *blushes* i’m not a virgin anymore
wildcat: who.. it was nogla wasn’t it?
Nogla: *winks*
wildcat: oh my god
*something blows up*
nogla: Evan, what did you do!?
Evan: my best.
mini: I think they’ve had a great year! I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!
terroriser: Interesting analogy craig, considering chickens are famously bad at flying.
nogla: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
nogla: Luckily I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever I want.
nogla: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together
Wildcat: Oh yeah? delirious and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that potato boy
nogla: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie
Wildcat: Oh baby I can be here all night
nogla: Bring it on then, piggy
nogla: Sometimes "brb" means "be ready, bitch" so you have to be alert at all times.
Evan: OK, brb.
nogla: Wait.
Evan: Wanna see what kind of trouble I can get into?
moo: Oh god, you're going to die, aren't you?
Evan: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
moo: You absolutely do not
nogla: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday!
Evan: What?
Brock: He almost got kidnapped.
Evan: Oh okay.
Evan: WAIT WHAT!
Vanoss: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.
delirious: *snorting cocaine*
Vanoss: KUMBAAYAAA MY LOORDD-
Nogla: Hey, Bro?
vanoss: Yeah, Bro?
Nogla: Close your eyes, Bro.
vanoss: Okay, Bro. [closes eyes]
Nogla: What do you see, Bro?
vanoss: [confused] N-nothin’, Bro.
Nogla: [looks at him with tears eyes] That’s my world without you, Bro.
vanoss: [opens eyes and looks at Nogla] Bro.
[Bro hug]
vanoss: I need you to kill him and make it look like an accident
nogla: Got it.
[Later]
Detective moo: It looks like the killer stabbed the guy and then placed a banana peel by his feet