Blahaj - Blog Posts

Rare mention of a form of one of the instruments I play.

Why settle for gender euphoria when you could have gender euphonium???

BLAHAJ 🐢🦈

my parents went to a Pride Parade and they found some supportive Blåhaj! (crossed out people's faces because I'm nice)

ooo Blåhaj is playing the Jaws theme

Blåhaj is playing the piano! What song do you think they are playing?

Blåhaj is watching a nature documentary

What do you think Blåhaj is watching tonight?

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

I bought a large blahaj from Ikea and as I was walking to the counter to pay for it I had a really big grin on my face, I like large plushies that I can squish. My parents decided to comment on my teeth and call me a shark. They used to call me a vampire as my teeth are slightly sharper then most consider normal, but my dentist blunted one of them at my last appointment before I realised because he thought they weren’t aesthetically pleasing. So I’ve lost the vampire epitaph that led to me creating my tumblr name and now am called a shark.

Let this blahaj shark strike fear in all whom see it

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

get the stuff you didn’t get as a kid if it makes you happy

Finally got my first Blåhaj :3

GUYS

GUESS WHAT I FOUND !

My 3 blahajs are named

Jerry

Gerry

And finally Jerriegh

I love them.

I cleaned up the blåhaj image, Sirwhere leaving an IKEA (we bought all the sharks.)

General Sirwherepunk shenanigans

and fish

Cyberpunk Sirwhere exiting an IKEA (We bought all the sharks.)

Oh, this is Sirwherepunk, a portmanteau of Sirwhere, my friendgroup and cyberpunk! Every single character is actually a real person in real life too! We run a gang within night city and none of us are sane in the least and that's not because of the cybernetics!

Jolly and me, the two main lunatics made of metal.

The police play Bingo on my DUI, Jolly has definitely killed a man with a barstool and fish... is just a fish.

A danger fish.

@yourgirlsamy and Soup dog Super's designs in a bit more detail.

me too

I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.

oh and this was also posted on my twitter.

I already own a haj, but i am sending two blåhaj to my friends from the netherlands as the big haj is discontinued. I would use this to send everyone a haj. Can i choose who i explode?

Everyone needs haj and @yourgirlsamy needs multiple.

Why did Dutch Ikea discontinue them though?

Hello, beloved aunties of the servers transgirl polycule. In front of you is an infinite blahaj container. For every one you take, a terf will explode. I - yes, i know rhis isn’t a bad yhings. Take them.

A Friend! :D an Ikea shonk!

I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.

oh and this was also posted on my twitter.

I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.

oh and this was also posted on my twitter.