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I was missing them and couldn't sleep. So have this š¤²
The conspiracy of the moon landing was brought up. . .
Simmons gets very into her logic...
Skyes ultimate Hype girl- she started the conversation to mess with the geek squad.
Fitz is suprised by the language used.
Trip is scared for his life...
Hunter just wanted to know if anyone wanted pizza for dinner. .
And Bobbi is cursing out May who said to get them for dinner conversation, is also sorta impressed with Simmons.
If your girlfriend's ex wants to visit from Phoenix you do not buy him a plane ticket- A lesson on why exactly that is- featuring chronically-attracted-to-dumbass Bobbi Morse, third-wheeling-his-own-relationship Lance Hunter, and Clint Barton, evil seductress.
As I now feel like the main pioneer for the Next Avengers fandom Iām gonna start something (thatās probably not gonna be consistent) called Head-canon thatās probably 1000% true and todays Topic is on the very awkward subject for our Next Avengers āØPARENTS⨠specifically Mothers
#1 James and Francis are complete Mamas Boys without a doubt so this post will be about them. Now not saying they donāt love their dads because they doā¦ā¦ā¦but come on now if I had a mom that looked like this Iād be a mamas boy as well
(James)
#2 James wears a Red hourglass necklace around his neck and never removes it because it was the last thing Natasha gave to him before she went to fight Ultron and ultimately died (This is the new canon because I said so, so if our Next Avengers come back in mainstream media expect this to be a thing)
#3 The Day Steve and Natasha left to fight Ultron which lead to their deaths Natasha was forced to inject James with a syringe that had sleeping medication because he wouldnāt stop screaming and crying and wouldnāt let go of Natasha mind you that at the time James was only 3 which grew his fears of Needles
#4 The only Picture James has of his Parents is them dancing at their wedding, itās the only picture he has and he stops himself for looking for more because every second he spends looking at that picture reminds him of what he lost and what heās never able to get back
#5 Although James is Captain Americaās son and heās held at such a high regard and given such respect he acts more like Natasha. His hairs the same shade of red, He leans more towards the spy in him than the goodie two shoes solider, his hero costumes primary color is a red and Black jacket with a star etc overall he leans more towards Natasha in the personality department
#6 James biggest secret that no one knows but him is he knows Ballet, he practiced in secret for years and perfected the craft and everyday he ends his day by looking at a Russian Ballerina Music Box and watches it twirl as he thinks about her
(Francis)
#7 letās get this out the way right now Francis was not planned š LOL He was an accident Baby that Clint and Bobbi made on their 3rd Honeymoon but never the doubt the idea of Abortion never once crossed their minds as they agreed that little Francis was gonna be thereās 100%
#8 Francis being the only one who actually was able to live a portion of his life with his Parents Bobbi tried her hardest to give him some sort of normalcy in hiding with the Freedom Fighters (or whatever they were called) she taught him all the basic things and even made a small area for him where sheās read him bed stories every night and promise him a better future
#9 Bobbiās nickname for Francis was āHer Little Birdyā or āFrankyā
#10 evidently when Bobbiās death came Francis was 10 years old. A group of Ultron botās found their base and she led the fight to stall while Clint helped everyone evacuate. She gave Francis her Goggles and made him promise that no matter what never loose hope in fighting to save the day before Eventually Clint was forced to carry Francis away leaving the boy to watch as the last time he saw his Mother she was fighting for her life in which she ultimately lost
#11 Francis keeps a picture of Bobbi in his pocket at all times so he never forgets his Momās face along with the fact that he never takes off his goggles the least heāll do is just rest them upon his head hiding them within his hair
#12 he customized his Bow so that it can turn into a Bow Staff along with two separate Batons the same Bobbi used as he trained himself with the art of the Bow Staff in honor of her. He also carved out a small Mockingbird within his Bow for her
#13 every year on her Birthday he leaves flowers and one of the childrenās books she read to him at her Grave where he talks to her and gives her a recap of what happened in the past year promising her heād never give up fighting for whatās right
Overall these two are complete Mamas Boys and again like I said I donāt blame them look at who their moms are
binging agents of shield rn and who allowed Miss Bobbi Morse to be that HOTTIE LIKE OMFGGGGGG
bobbi: if youāre going to give grapes to a baby make sure to cut them in half
hunter: [gasps]
bobbi: the grapes, not the baby hunter
bobbi: sorry, i'm not very good with emotion.
jemma: which emotion?
bobbi:
bobbi: ..all of them
If Marvel confirms Laura's full name as Bobbi Laura Morse, aka the Mockingbird then I'm gonna forgive them for putting Clint in that stupid farm
The Rolex probably belongs to Laura when she was an agent. That's why Clint is so eager to retrieve it to protect her
Also, I heard Kevin Feige said that Agents of Shield is not MCU canon so they could've recasted her
Bobbi Morse š¤š¤š¤
Clint, sitting on Bobbi's lap. Both looking confused: ...
Phil, with a blackboard behind him: Pdas are totally superflous to a happy, healthy spy romance. A perfect example, look at Hill and Romanoff.
Maria: Yeah. Wait, what about us?
Phil: They don't touch, they don't kiss. And you would hardly even know that they're married!
Natasha, high-fiving Maria : Yay, we did it!
(Source: The office S7, ep16: PDA)
āWhat the fuck is that thing?!āĀ Teresa roared as her leg muscles were burning, sweat soaking, head frantically turning left and right to scan for the pursuing demon in a giant manās guise filled with bloodlust and perverted sadism.
āThe hellā¦would I knowā¦āĀ Bobbiās panting showcased the limitation of her body caused by a large wound on her stomach from the lightning-fast claw attack courtesy of Victor Creed. The new stim shot developed by Richard Parker recently helps numb the pain and keep her going, but the loss of blood is slow but gradually catching up as the chase goes on.
āHeās too fast to be a human!āĀ following her instinct, Teresa shot a valley of ICER rounds into the rustling bushes surrounding them, still having no clue about their destination.
Thereās only a singular drive that matters at the moment.
Survive.
They run, and run, but the chance of survival receding significantly with the more Bobbi Morse keeps pushing her limits.
āRun, little rabbits! Make it more fun for me!āĀ the giant man cackled from the woods, like a wraith of vengeance hunting them down. Sounds of trees being pounced upon and launched from chasing their tails like a shadow, deliberately stretching out the inevitable doom for entertainment.
Sheās not an expert marksman or godly-accurate like Hawkeye or anything, but she couldāve sworn on her dead motherās grave that she landed at least five shots of ICER rounds into the inhuman hunter after he almost disemboweled the blonde agent. According to the specs, that much dendrotoxin in someoneās system should introduce a cardiac arrest or even semi-permanent nerve damage already; yet the motherfuckerās still maniacally hunting them down like cattle effortlessly.
Maybe, just maybe, she can sacrifice Morse and get away from here. A slim chance of success, but itās better than whatever the sadist giant had in mind.
Thatās how she lived her life sinceā¦
Teresa suddenly stopped in her tracks and ducked down out of instinct, rolled out of the way, and quickly lined the barrel of her ICER at the blur of Victor Creed, aiming at the center of mass. Three consecutive shots rang out, colliding into the savage manās chest and neck, resulting in his falling limp and careening into a nearby fell tree, the sound of the collision was identical to a speeding truck crashing into a pole. The light of hope is fleeting, as the mass of a furred man slowly rises from the exploded tree with splints of wood piercing into his flesh, yet the animalistic man doesnāt seem too bothered by it at all.
Under the moonlight, Teresa witnessed the most baffling sight sheād ever come across.
Victor Creed casually dislodged all of the splints from his body, even the big one that pierced through his diaphragm had been pulled out like plucking a chickenās feather, the exposed skin shows the wounds he sustained a mere moment earlier mending themselves like reverse footage, accelerated beyond human comprehension.
His metallic and shiny grin of death illuminated by the cold and uncaring gleam of the moon sowed despair into her heart. Shaken with fear and desperation, Teresa lined the gun again at the slowly approaching monster in front of her and fired another set of shots into his broad chest.
Her fingers kept pulling, her arms locked into a straight line, and her eyes glued to the occasional struggle of her killer.
Bang!
Bang! Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Clickā¦
Clickā¦
āDamnā¦thatās annoying,āĀ Victor Creed growled with a sadistic smile, tensing up his arms and extending his Adamantium claws from his fingersĀ āYa shouldāve kept running, little rabbit,āĀ his clawed hand raised above his head, prepped for a deathly swipe, but he went rigid and foaming at his mouth a moment later as a sling of electrode penetrated his side, sending a lethal dose of electric shock through his body.
Teresaās eyes traced the line back to its origin and met with the pale face of Bobbi Morse leaning against a tree trunk with one of her escrima in hand, her pressing finger violently shaking from exhaustion.
āGet out of there!āĀ the command came in like a dying plea, but it was enough to jumpstart her paralyzed brain. Rolling to the side and running again, Teresa approached her C.O. with confusion and gratitude.Ā āThe battery wonāt hold much longerā¦we need toā¦āĀ she whimpered, almost collapsing on the tree trunk if not for Teresaās support.
Teresa, with quick thinking, took Bobbiās gun into her hand and rained another magazine down on Victor Creed, purposefully grouping the shots at his head.Ā āHow many spares do you have?āĀ the Chameleon gritted through the fear and reloaded one from her belt into the gun.
āA coupleā¦āĀ Bobbi groaned and leaned heavily on Teresa, her hand still clutching the escrima like a lifeline.Ā āFury said nothingā¦about this kind ofā¦monster.āĀ Morse coughs a froth of blood, her internal organs starting to break down.
The effect starts to lessen when the battery is running out of juice, evidently shown in how Victor Creed gets hold of the electrode cable with his massive hand and pulls; the hook tip dislodged forcefully from his side accompanied by a squirt of blood.
āWoah! Thatās the stuff! Havenāt been shocked that good since Harbin, makes me kinda missing that fucker Shiro,āĀ Sabretooth yapped on while evading another electrode with ease since he wasnāt caught off guard this time.Ā āYa got some bite, Iāll give yāall that.āĀ He walked up to them, claws sprung, and metallic fang lined his grinning face. the halo of death formed around his head from the fading moonlight was to be the last sight they would see in this final moment.Ā āBut, sadly, bunnies; everything ends.ā