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Chat, Im in a real pickle rn.
I have a massive crush on my best friend, and everyone else I've talked to says it sounds like we're already dating and just haven't outright said so. So far, we've gone on a shopping trip that culminated in dinner at an Applebee's, we've planned a vacation with just the two of us as an escape from work where she agreed to let me act as a housewife(long story that), we're going to see the Hatsune Miku movie together, like we have all these "dates" planned but idk if she sees them like I do. Also! I got her to agree to stay on call whilst I drifted off to sleep(which fell through when the call dropped, but it was super sweet), and like, ahhhh wth do I do, chat
Me and some coworkers one day, talking about getting maimed and amputated on the job: hey you know that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean when Barbosa detaches his prosthetic leg to drink out of
Us: haha that would be cool, we could have a peg leg like that too!
One of the guys: wait, keg leg!
Everyone: OMG KEG LEG
Our conversation last night while she was out giving her date a massage. Needless to say the wife knew what she was doing. Poor guy couldn’t last. 👸🏻💦
Pictures the wife sent earlier while she was getting ready to meet her boy toy for his massage 🤤🍆💦👅
Therapist: How's work going?
Me:
Whoever takes three of the best soda from the breakroom and then doesn't finish it is serial killer behavior
In case anyone thought I was joking about a rando breaking into our work mc server and spawning a wither , witness lol
A couple more dumb server sketches.
Shoutout to that time a skeleton killed me 7 times, stole my armor, disappeared, then showed up several days later to jump me and make it an 8th
My coworkers and I have a server on Minecraft.
Things have occurred. This is one of the tamer ones…
As opposed to the random hacker who loosed a wither on our property and was never seen again.
Zipupu and Kanene
One Frog Two Frog
Two of my Keroro OCs (Orikeros?) Zipupu,(left) and Kanene.(right)
Me to my coworker: I'm sorry Gillian, but i really don't want you watch me eat soup and put on ointment like the old lady i am.
My coworker: :(
My job puts up opinion boards and the new one was “what animal do u think you could beat in their natural territory?”
I now know the AUDACITY of some people. Saying they could beat a kangaroo??!!?! An ostrich??!!?!
Tell me what you think. I sent to a old coworker that I was trying to fuck. We had kissed, felt her up, but never went through with anything. She's me snaps in her bra and panties. But she doesn't know of my bi side. James is currently her current bf or fiancee. She is a true minx. She thinks what I write is pretty good.
After a long trip, James is returning home and wants to have all three meet for dinner. So that we can discuss the idea for a 3some. It's been a few weeks and James is horny with a big load.
As I wait at our table, you text we are here, but you'll both be "running late." After several minutes, you guys come in and sit down. You can tell something happened since it's cool outside, but you both have a glisten of sweat on you. You adjust your hair some more and shift in your seat. I ask in a sharky way, what were you too just doing.
James gives a smile while you give an embarrassing smirk of nothing happening. While you shift again in your seat again, the waitress asks what we'd like to drink. You order a stiff drink and ask where the bathroom is located. She said the only one open is the family one up front. You start to move, and I stop you. The waitress leaves with our order, and you ask why I stopped you. I say "someone got fucked in the parking lot and your looking to use the bathroom." James says YES she did, before you can answer and I smile.
Then I chime in and say, "if we are here to talk about a 3some anyways, let me add my load to your already filled pussy." And again, before you answer James said yes, "please do. I bet she is super slippery and wet from my cum".
You look at James with a shock, but excitement. You look at me, and I gesture to the bathroom. You start to head towards the bathroom, adjusting yourself while you walk away. We both look at your ass, knowing that James cum is dripping into your panties. Knowing that I'm going to add my cum, makes your pussy ache and drip some more. James taps my shoulder and says "go fill her up with another load.
I'm a several steps behind and luckily the bathroom is open, no one is around and you step inside without locking it. Within 10 seconds, I open the door just enough to to squeeze inside.
The restaurant has one bathroom clean. You're standing over the sink, looking in the mirror at me as I lock the door. You unbutton your pants, and I set behind you. I slip my hand over your hips and inside your pants. My tongue and lips all over your neck.
I yank down your pants and panties. You pussy is dripping wet at this point and can barely keep his cum inside you anymore. I sit you up on the sink and I can now see his cum getting ready to drip out of your pussy. I pull my cock out and stop the drip from dripping on the sink. I hold it right there as I look you right in your eyes, you give me the ok. I slide right into your pussy.
I slide as far as I can and your moan into my chest. Your pussy is a dripping mess, extra warm and wet. It's nothing like I've felt before. As I slide in and out of you, you can't belive how horny you are and how close to cumming you are, so quick.
After thrusting deep into your pussy, I can smell James cum wafting from below, Its is intoxicating. You want off the sink, as I bend you over, i can see James cum on my dick. I slide it right back into your pussy. With a smack of your ass you start to cum on my cock, dripping cock with your creamy pussy and James cum.
So I grab your hips and start to thrust hard and as deep as I can. You squeal as I start to cum. With each rope of cum you can feel it over flowing your pussy. I bend over and wispher they this 3some is going be naughty. My cock softens and slips right out of you. You look at the cum on my tip, you can't tell who's it is, so you take it in your mouth and give it a lick clean.
When you stand up, I lean in and kiss you. The salty kiss of our tongues touch. You become horny again. But this time, a deviant grin takes over your face. You grab your panties and side them on. Knowing the whole point of going to the bathroom was to clean up after sex. Now your getting dress to go back to the table with my both loads together in your pussy.
As I leave the bathroom, an older lady next to our table is waiting outside. I give her a devilish look. After getting back to the table, she sees you kiss James and knows what we just did and realized that James knew and enjoyed waiting for our return.