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(NOT MINE YβALL) cartman edition π€©
(this ainβt mine) HOLD THE BOY. HOOOLLLDDD THE BOOOOYYYY
(CREDITS TO RIGHTFUL OWNER)
β¦ CHARGING UP SILLY πππ
Okay so I found this image on pinterest and downloaded it cause it was funny...
WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTLY OPENING MY PHONE TO THIS SHIT!?!
Pov I try to be normal in public but cryptidleford said no
So
Since I was in fourth grade I needed glasses. I never told my parents until I was in third grade of highschool
Why I never told my parents? I DO NOT KNOW
I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL TO STRUGGLE TO SEE! ALL MY CLASSMATES SAID THEY ALSO STRUGGLED TO SEE AND I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS STRUGGLING TO SEE!
I THOUGHT SEEING LIKE THIS:
IT WAS NORMAL
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Well
Turns out it's not normal
So I told my parents that I struggled to see UNTIL I WAS IN THIRD HIGH SCHOOL!!!
I mean, since I was in fourth grade I was about 8 years old and in third grade I was like 14!!!
I mean, my dumb ass didn't tell my parents that I had been struggling to see for YEARS!
Well, for personal reasons I couldn't have my glasses...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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So, Christmas is over π
BUT! I spent Christmas without being on my period! π₯³
But now π
BUT NOW I WILL SPEND NEW YEAR ON MY PERIOD πππ
I mean, my uterus said 'it's Christmas, let's not be so assholes with her' BUT TODAY! TODAY! ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS! MY UTERUS SAID 'CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY PASSED, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PERIOD!'
So now I'll end this year with bloody lips
today I leaned that snails, in fact, have more teeth then great white sharks
β¨enjoyβ¨
Got so inspired by this, this perfect prodigy was so glorious i made this
Not as spectacular but still good