Funny Stuff - Blog Posts

Got the joke???😭😂😂

Pfffffttt- Wonder what Mercury is gonna do with that mula 😂🤝

Happens to me a lot😭😭😂

Ahahah😂 I wonder how mercury retrograde affected Mr.Mercury here😭😂

This phenomenon is something I'm sure everyone faces everyday!! Like when I wake up in the morning my mom looks like she is the happiest person to ever exist, laughing, smiling, joking and even does some of my chores!! But as the day progresses, my mom's mood worsens and soon it's time to go to bed, and she looks like me as if I'm the worst criminal on this Earth ToT. Don't be mistaken, I love my mom. BUT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS PHENONEMON!!

I saw this and immediately started laughing.

I had a dream where I was giving Jax a taste of his own jerkish medicine and even he was somewhat impressed with me. (This is a dream btw, Jax would never admit something like that, at least as far as I know.)

I have an original comic book project I am working on that is coming soon!

Shrimpo and Goobs’ entire friendship (and ship) dynamic in one video:

Guys..

this may seem out of the blue.. but I was listening to the blues (old rock n such), daydreaming about Bruce Wayne x My oc n stuff, the usual~

But then it struck me; was superman alive when Elvis Presley was alive?? (Like in the DC universe)

So I had to search it up and apparently superman’s birthday is February 29 (but the first comic was June 1938 so that’ll be his birth-year since I cannot find his birth year)

And Elvis presleys birthday is 8th January 1935… THEY COULD’VE MET OR SOMETHING CUZ OF THEY ARE SIMILAR AGE!!

And yk how Elvis was a fan of superman? (Hence the iconic curl in his hair✨)

What if it was REVERSED??.. like Clark/superman decided to give himself that curl to match Elvis because he thought he was cool too??

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?!?

Like I can just picture Superman talking to the league about him going to one of Elvis Presleys’ live concerts when he was younger and he was able to lock eyes with Elvis Presley himself who was singing his heart out to the crowd of screaming girls, he then talks about how he immediately got butterflies in his stomach and got so flustered his face turned red, saying it’s one of his best memories he remembers (and also mentioning why he has his iconic curl is because of Elvis),

Then Batman nonchalantly says “did you have a crush on Elvis Presley?” And the way Superman would TURN RED slowly realising he did have a crush on him and then questions his sexuality for the entire day..

Spoiler: he finds out he’s Bi when he looks back at more memories of when he was younger✨ (e.i; his embarrassing fashion sense and his terrible record at dating)

From this post forward I will be describing my gender exploration journey like a fucking game of dnd.

Here let’s start:

- after months of traveling through a fog dense forest, I find myself at the foot of a small hill. Walking up the hill I find myself at a vantage point. 2 cities in eye shot. I look to the sky and notice the sun has started to fall. I make camp for the night, to start my journey in the morning.

I'm very amused by the fact that people often ask "who I'm talking to" because I laugh and smile at my phone and see their surprised faces when they see I'm just reading something or tell them 'I'm watching memes'.

Most of them will never know that I'm actually reading about a couple kissing, who hid their feelings from the other, or non-couples with a hilarious conversation.

This also applies to browsing on social media.

This makes it hard for me to hide my smile when they ask.

Going bowling

Me and my besties 💗

here's my impression of one of those painfully earnest self-care posts if it was a youtube poop

🏞️ gentlesestion FolF

hey. don't crHey. one million one million one million one millionTea. eat a pEace of fruif. go for a walk. brew some fruit. go some bruit. eat DINNER. take a showerower. showerowerowerowerTake a shit. cry. don't Your stuffed animals. fuffed animals. fuff. gooooooooowooooohhhhooohhooohhhhh. DIE

pussie

what is with male characters seeing like, this terrifying battle or the most deadly shit ever and thinking this would be a good time to be shirtless

not complaining, just curious