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🐈 clan-confessions Follow
i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time
🌠 fishluvr76 Follow
ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/
🌸 sweet-tooth Follow
That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...
🌒 singlequeen7 Follow
Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.
🍄 medicinepawz Follow
I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.
🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated
leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol
🍄 medicinepawz Follow
HELLO?????
🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow
> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)
> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???
> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.
🐈⬛ moondrops Follow
"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw
🌸 sweet-tooth Follow
LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA
🫐 berrycloud Follow
GET HIS ASS
🌌 dorkstar Follow
nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀
🌸 sweet-tooth follow
NO ARE YOU FR
🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow
@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭
🌌 dorkstar Follow
border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much
🫐 berrycloud Follow
when i said get his ass i did not mean like this
Starting the new year with some kitty cat nonsense huhuh
Firepaw,Ravenpaw,and Greypaw.😼👍
hey so we put your morally grey character in a fandom. yeah half the fanbase makes them into a perfect angel who did nothing wrong and the other half depicts them as a cartoonishly evil villain who hurts people for fun. no we dont know how to explain that people can do bad things for good reasons or good things for bad reasons. sorry man
me and the girlies on our way to win back sunningrocks
ngl that's kinda fucked up of you Gilljoy
blackstar: one of your daughters took a frog from our territory. she told us she wasnt going to eat it but was just going to let it live here
sandstorm: …..that doesnt sound like MY girls but okay. thank you for telling me. we’ll be on the look out for a frog i guess??
blackstar: …
sandstorm: they’ll get a stern talking to. we’ll make it hop back in your territory when we find it
blackstar: ….alright.
sandstorm, as soon as he leaves: alright you two give me the frog.
leafpaw: we named him jumppaw.
sandstorm: he needs to go back home
squirrelpaw: firestar promised he’d give him a warrior name and everything mom you cant get rid of thunderclans newest and bravest apprentice….
I know I mostly pair Fireheart up with men but that doesn't mean I don't love some m/f pairings
Like someone once mentioned Brindleface/Fireheart and i find it extremely amusing in the context of the kits pushing it like Fire shows up nearly constantly showing up to play and spend time with Cloudkit and by extension Ashkit and Fernkit too and in their little kitten brains this could either mean they are his kits and Cloutkit is from a different mom or Cloudkit is his and thats makes him their stepdad
Either way Fireheart is the closest thing to a father figure so they shrug and lach onto the idea and pursed to giving Fire twenty heart attacks in a span of a minute when they casual call him dad.
Brindleface finds it funny meanwhile Fireheart is just shaking her in a panic "They are calling me dad! What do I do!?"
“Stop!! You can’t ship that!! It would be toxic!! :(“
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Vicky Holmes writing a side character named Crippleface into her little contract cat story
the ghostwriter 10 years later who has to write the naming ceremony in the prequel book Crippleface's Winter Vacation
this happened probably
warriors au where theyre all show cats but the levels of drama and intensity are just as high
Not to get political or anything but I discovered Hamilton through Warrior Cats amv's
guys will see a location and think wow thats a great place for a clan of warrior cats
🐈 clan-confessions Follow
i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time
🌠 fishluvr76 Follow
ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/
🌸 sweet-tooth Follow
That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...
🌒 singlequeen7 Follow
Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.
🍄 medicinepawz Follow
I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.
🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated
leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol
🍄 medicinepawz Follow
HELLO?????
🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow
> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)
> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???
> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.
🐈⬛ moondrops Follow
"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw
🌸 sweet-tooth Follow
LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA
🫐 berrycloud Follow
GET HIS ASS
🌌 dorkstar Follow
nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀
🌸 sweet-tooth follow
NO ARE YOU FR
🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow
@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭
🌌 dorkstar Follow
border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much
🫐 berrycloud Follow
when i said get his ass i did not mean like this
spottedleaf: how’s your life been in the few weeks i haven’t seen you? how’s training? your friends?
firepaw: well i reported someone to admin for sexual harassment! :D
![[ID: A colored drawing of FireStar. He is bright orange with green eyes. He is talking with an expression of extreme annoyance. Text reads, "The Clans are the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say, "I don't know what a waffle is" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles? No bitch. That's a whole new sentence. Wtf are you talking about". End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d65537f8a21bd9b10bd9582017acc260/cd18872ed853a7a3-98/s500x750/442622080470e03cf0f9b448df15936102623b1a.png)
POV: You’re Fireheart
