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Haymitch Literally Dated A Covey Girl And Snow Made That His Problem - Blog Posts

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Lucy Gray Baird: *Takes a bow in front of the capitol screens and tells everyone they can kiss her ass and sing rebellious music. Haunt the narrative and give Snow nightmares for the rest of his days* That's not pretty rebellious I think.

President Snow: Okay so I got rid of any evidence of the 10th games. Thank god I got rid of he—

Haymitch Abernathy: I also shouldn't be rebellious, don't want anything happening. *Proceeds to drag Louella'a body and clap with bloody hands in front of President Snow. Then attempts to blow up and flood the arena and when that fails, uses forcefields.* That wasn't as bad, I think.

President Snow: For Fucks sake, okay your family and love is dead. Thank god that's squashed no—

Katniss Everdeen: I gotta lay low and survive for Prim. *Shoots an arrow at apple in the pig near the gamemakers, Sings a lullabye for Rue and refuses to let Peeta die and forces Seneca Crana to rechange the victory and allow for two victors." I think I laid low, for sure.

President Snow: FU—

Peeta Mellark: I'll do anything to save Katniss. *Doesn't die in the 74th game. Tells the crowd in District 11 that he'll offer a percentage of his earnings to the families during the victory tour. Then tells Capitol crows of citizens on live tv that Katniss is pregnant so riots start to stop the games* Peace ✌️.

President Snow: Now wh—

*75th arena breaks and war starts.*

President Snow: God dammit 12.


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