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Every time people ask Endeavor why he has all that fire on his face, he gives a different answer just to fuck with them:
“So that mosquitoes don’t bite me.”
“It’s a comfort thing.”
“Intimidation factor.”
“For Hawks to stop trying to kiss me.”
“There’s a fire on my face? Wait what??”
“I’m tired of having to apply sunscreen all the time.”
“So I can headbutt a villain and give them a second-degree burn at the same time.”
“I don’t know how to turn it off. Help.”
“You won’t believe how often people try to slap me.”
“But do you really want to see what’s underneath?”
“I feel naked without it.”
“I can put raw chicken on skewers, and by the time it reaches my mouth, it’s yakitori.”
“It’s the new fashion thing.”
“It only appears when the person I’m talking to is stupid. Has it appeared?”
“Fire? What fire? Are you seeing things?”
“I’m cursed.”
“It’s the only way to stop Best Jeanist from using hairspray on me.”
“I was born like this. Yeah, my mom didn’t like it either.”
“Face tattoo gone wrong. Have to cover up.”
Do you ever forget you have superpowers? Kon does often.
It’s still a sweet gesture.
You have no idea the demons I fought to not turn this little comic angsty. I might still do it, I haven’t decided yet.