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Kyoka: Turning down all those requests... wouldn't make me much of a rock star!
Kyoka Jiro!
Hero name: Earphone Jack
Facts: Has a pair of headphone jacks hanging from her earlobes, when connected to something, Jiro can channel the sound of her heartbeat to create violent vibration attacks!
Question would you do a class 1-b of the explosive love or is it truly over? (my lungs have been full of laughter from it all)
Explosive Love: Part 7 – Class 1-B’s Babysitting Disaster
A/n, I added jiro bc, why not🫡
Pairing: Kirishima x Fem!Reader
Featuring: Class 1-B and Their Unique Babysitting Experience
Genre: Chaos, Crack Comedy, Baby Gas Wars
Summary: After hearing about the legendary struggles of Class 1-A, Class 1-B believes they can handle things way better. They don’t need a plan—just confidence. Spoiler: They were wrong. Very, very wrong.
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“We’ve got this!”
Kendo, confident as ever, waved her hand as she stared at the baby in Kirishima’s arms. “Class 1-B doesn’t need a fancy strategy. We’re heroes in training. This is nothing!”
Tetsutetsu pumped his fist in the air. “Yeah! We’re tough enough to handle anything!”
“You guys sure about this?” you asked, looking at your baby, who was already cooing and glaring in their direction.
“Totally! We’ve got teamwork! We’ve got brains!” Kendo grinned, a little too widely. “Let’s do this!”
Kirishima turned to you and whispered, “Should we warn them?”
You shook your head. “Let them learn the hard way. We survived this chaos. They will, too.”
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T+5 Minutes:
The plan was simple: Kendo would handle the baby while the others prepared snacks and games.
“Alright, little one!” Kendo smiled down at the baby. “Ready for a fun day?”
The baby gurgled and farted.
“Hmm,” Kendo raised an eyebrow, but she pressed on. “That’s a little... unexpected. No biggie, though.”
PFFFT.
The others exchanged nervous glances.
“That was... powerful,” Ibara murmured.
Kendo, ever the optimist, ignored the baby’s warning signs and decided to try a gentle lullaby. “Hush little baby...”
PHBRRRTT.
Kendo paused, her smile faltering.
“That one had vibration,” Ibara noted, raising an eyebrow.
“Okay, okay,” Kendo said, trying to keep her cool. “Maybe she’s just gassy. No big deal. Just... relax.”
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T+12 Minutes:
The whole team was huddled in the living room now. Kendo was still holding the baby, though the team had taken up defensive positions.
Manga began sketching diagrams of escape routes. “I think we need a plan B... and C... and maybe D.”
Tetsutetsu, trying to impress, stood by with a bottle of milk. “Maybe this will help calm her down! I’ve got this!”
The baby eyed him suspiciously.
PFFFT.
Tetsutetsu jumped back like he’d been hit by a rocket. “WHAT THE HELL?!” he yelped, clutching the bottle like a shield.
Kendo sighed. “Okay. So, we’re not handling this as smoothly as I thought.”
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T+22 Minutes:
Jurota was in charge of distracting the baby with toys while Kendo attempted a strategic diaper change.
“Jurota, you’ve got this, right?” Kendo asked, holding up a toy rattle. “She’s really into sound, so just—”
Before she could finish, the baby farted again. This time, it was a long one.
Jurota, who had been holding the rattle, dropped it and quickly backed away.
“I didn’t sign up for this! I thought it was just a normal baby!” Jurota cried, his face pale.
“I swear she’s aiming for me,” Tetsutetsu shouted from behind the couch. “I feel the pressure!”
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T+35 Minutes:
The room was now a war zone.
Kendo, the ever-hopeful leader, was sweating. “We need to regroup,” she muttered. “We need... We need a strategic intervention!”
The baby, sensing weakness, let loose.
PFFFT
PBRRRRTTT
PBBT-TSSSSSS...
Kendo held her hands up. “Okay! We need a team effort! Shoji, you try distracting her with your extra arms. Ibara, you handle the snacks. Jurota, keep it together!”
Ibara carefully arranged some snacks. “I don’t think snacks are going to help this situation.”
“I’m gonna pass out,” Jurota groaned. “Is she cursed? Is this a curse?!”
Meanwhile, Jiro was completely overwhelmed. “Guys, I don’t have a soundproof speaker for this level of... chaos.”
Manga finally gave up and wrote: “Subject: baby. Threat Level: Explosive.”
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T+45 Minutes:
Kendo had lost all hope.
“I’m sorry, I was too optimistic,” she muttered.
The baby looked up at her with big, innocent eyes and let out one final, massive fart.
Everyone in the room flinched.
“THAT’S IT! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” Tetsutetsu yelled, running toward the door. “THIS IS HELL!”
“We... we didn’t even try the baby wipes,” Kendo said softly, defeated.
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Final Tally:
Kendo: Crushed by baby gas.
Tetsutetsu: Traumatized and refuses to even look at a bottle.
Manga: Analyzed the situation, concluded they had all made a terrible mistake.
Shoji: Vowed never to babysit again.
Jurota: Physically and emotionally drained.
Ibara: Retired from all babysitting duties.
Jiro: Still recovering from the sonic levels of flatulence.
Momo: Watching from the sidelines, unaffected, with a notebook full of new inventions for future diaper duty.
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When you and Kirishima returned, you found Class 1-B sprawled on the floor, completely broken.
Kendo weakly raised a hand. “She’s... a powerhouse.”
“She’s a menace,” Tetsutetsu whimpered.
“And we’re never doing this again,” Manga finished, his face still pale.
The baby, in your arms, giggled.
Kirishima smiled warmly, “Good job, everyone! It’s a learning experience!”
You nodded. “Yeah, let’s never do this again.”
Si BNHA estuviera en KNY (Kyoka Jirou)
ESPAÑOL
vamos con la primera asesina de demonios “confirmada” de este AU; y uno de los diseños de cazador que mas me gusto pensar; eso si, dibujar la cadena fue una tortura!!! (y ya dare explicaciones de eso.... algun dia :v)
tecnica de respiracion: sonido (era demasiado obvio)
ENGLISH
271/5000we go with the first demon hunter "confirmed" in this AU; and one of the hunter designs that I liked the most; That if drawing the chain was torture! (and I'll give explanations of that ... someday: v)
breathing technique: sound (it was too obvious)
Gacha Edit: Kyoka Jiro
Hii! I got another edit from the depths of hell- 😈 I mean... my folder of edits 😅 These two are my most recent ones!🎉 Anywho, this is my girl, Kyoka Jiro... Jirou... same thing. 😜 makes me curious🤔... how do y'all say/write it?
Kyoka Jirou Fanart!
Another fanart 😝 This time, I spun a hugeee wheel (had tons and tons of names) to decide who to draw! 🎸 So, as you see, I chose Kyoka Jirou! So, I went through google and had a hard time finding a reference but I eventually got one 🥲. Hope yall like it!!
