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Question would you do a class 1-b of the explosive love or is it truly over? (my lungs have been full of laughter from it all)
Explosive Love: Part 7 – Class 1-B’s Babysitting Disaster
A/n, I added jiro bc, why not🫡
Pairing: Kirishima x Fem!Reader
Featuring: Class 1-B and Their Unique Babysitting Experience
Genre: Chaos, Crack Comedy, Baby Gas Wars
Summary: After hearing about the legendary struggles of Class 1-A, Class 1-B believes they can handle things way better. They don’t need a plan—just confidence. Spoiler: They were wrong. Very, very wrong.
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“We’ve got this!”
Kendo, confident as ever, waved her hand as she stared at the baby in Kirishima’s arms. “Class 1-B doesn’t need a fancy strategy. We’re heroes in training. This is nothing!”
Tetsutetsu pumped his fist in the air. “Yeah! We’re tough enough to handle anything!”
“You guys sure about this?” you asked, looking at your baby, who was already cooing and glaring in their direction.
“Totally! We’ve got teamwork! We’ve got brains!” Kendo grinned, a little too widely. “Let’s do this!”
Kirishima turned to you and whispered, “Should we warn them?”
You shook your head. “Let them learn the hard way. We survived this chaos. They will, too.”
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T+5 Minutes:
The plan was simple: Kendo would handle the baby while the others prepared snacks and games.
“Alright, little one!” Kendo smiled down at the baby. “Ready for a fun day?”
The baby gurgled and farted.
“Hmm,” Kendo raised an eyebrow, but she pressed on. “That’s a little... unexpected. No biggie, though.”
PFFFT.
The others exchanged nervous glances.
“That was... powerful,” Ibara murmured.
Kendo, ever the optimist, ignored the baby’s warning signs and decided to try a gentle lullaby. “Hush little baby...”
PHBRRRTT.
Kendo paused, her smile faltering.
“That one had vibration,” Ibara noted, raising an eyebrow.
“Okay, okay,” Kendo said, trying to keep her cool. “Maybe she’s just gassy. No big deal. Just... relax.”
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T+12 Minutes:
The whole team was huddled in the living room now. Kendo was still holding the baby, though the team had taken up defensive positions.
Manga began sketching diagrams of escape routes. “I think we need a plan B... and C... and maybe D.”
Tetsutetsu, trying to impress, stood by with a bottle of milk. “Maybe this will help calm her down! I’ve got this!”
The baby eyed him suspiciously.
PFFFT.
Tetsutetsu jumped back like he’d been hit by a rocket. “WHAT THE HELL?!” he yelped, clutching the bottle like a shield.
Kendo sighed. “Okay. So, we’re not handling this as smoothly as I thought.”
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T+22 Minutes:
Jurota was in charge of distracting the baby with toys while Kendo attempted a strategic diaper change.
“Jurota, you’ve got this, right?” Kendo asked, holding up a toy rattle. “She’s really into sound, so just—”
Before she could finish, the baby farted again. This time, it was a long one.
Jurota, who had been holding the rattle, dropped it and quickly backed away.
“I didn’t sign up for this! I thought it was just a normal baby!” Jurota cried, his face pale.
“I swear she’s aiming for me,” Tetsutetsu shouted from behind the couch. “I feel the pressure!”
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T+35 Minutes:
The room was now a war zone.
Kendo, the ever-hopeful leader, was sweating. “We need to regroup,” she muttered. “We need... We need a strategic intervention!”
The baby, sensing weakness, let loose.
PFFFT
PBRRRRTTT
PBBT-TSSSSSS...
Kendo held her hands up. “Okay! We need a team effort! Shoji, you try distracting her with your extra arms. Ibara, you handle the snacks. Jurota, keep it together!”
Ibara carefully arranged some snacks. “I don’t think snacks are going to help this situation.”
“I’m gonna pass out,” Jurota groaned. “Is she cursed? Is this a curse?!”
Meanwhile, Jiro was completely overwhelmed. “Guys, I don’t have a soundproof speaker for this level of... chaos.”
Manga finally gave up and wrote: “Subject: baby. Threat Level: Explosive.”
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T+45 Minutes:
Kendo had lost all hope.
“I’m sorry, I was too optimistic,” she muttered.
The baby looked up at her with big, innocent eyes and let out one final, massive fart.
Everyone in the room flinched.
“THAT’S IT! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” Tetsutetsu yelled, running toward the door. “THIS IS HELL!”
“We... we didn’t even try the baby wipes,” Kendo said softly, defeated.
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Final Tally:
Kendo: Crushed by baby gas.
Tetsutetsu: Traumatized and refuses to even look at a bottle.
Manga: Analyzed the situation, concluded they had all made a terrible mistake.
Shoji: Vowed never to babysit again.
Jurota: Physically and emotionally drained.
Ibara: Retired from all babysitting duties.
Jiro: Still recovering from the sonic levels of flatulence.
Momo: Watching from the sidelines, unaffected, with a notebook full of new inventions for future diaper duty.
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When you and Kirishima returned, you found Class 1-B sprawled on the floor, completely broken.
Kendo weakly raised a hand. “She’s... a powerhouse.”
“She’s a menace,” Tetsutetsu whimpered.
“And we’re never doing this again,” Manga finished, his face still pale.
The baby, in your arms, giggled.
Kirishima smiled warmly, “Good job, everyone! It’s a learning experience!”
You nodded. “Yeah, let’s never do this again.”
Underrated character appreciation post, Tetsutetsu
“Woah! What’s that on the other side?!” “Dunno, man! But we’ll figure it out!”
// guess who’s got an icon update!!
// It has been brought to my attention that Tetsu might have ADHD. After scouring some DSM-V resources I can find, I can say, he absolutely has ADHD that is predominantly hyperactive and impulsive. It’s not too intrusive but it makes its appearances noticeably enough to be diagnosed and such.
// So I was going to make a headcanon post about Shimi and Tetsu’s specific types of overstimulation and how it like, gets worse and stuff (i.e. Once Shimi’s is set off being around too many people makes her feel like everyone’s eyes are only on her and sets her off really bad), but then I was thinking about it for Tetsu specifically.
Like, he doesn’t have any particularly deep-seated trauma that causes him to be adverse to his specific type of stimulation that in large quantities is bad, it just is, and then I wondered like, logically, how DID he get like that?
For reference, Tetsu has a particular stray from touch? Mostly unwarranted or touches he doesn’t seem coming? But that’s like???? There’s no conditioning to make it so???????? I have the idea, but no backstory from whence it logically came from, it just exists now
I.. I get to have two of them..? There’s two Kirishimas?
I guess crusty rot villain got some upgrades or whatever but we all know what was the most important new info in the latest chapter.
Eijirou Kirishima vs. Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Tetsutetsu + Ambidextrousness
// I’d like to think that Tetsutetsu is actually ambidextrous!
From the manga and anime, he’s seen using his right hand more, giving the impression of being right-handed, but there are some scenes where he clearly uses his left where he could be using his right.
He would be ambidextrous but favors his right side, maybe what he grew up knowing before training himself into using the left side as well! It would make sense, after all, being able to throw punches just as powerful with either hand would be a great skill to have!
How did you two meet?
Tetsu: If it means anything, I did invite her to play the game with me.
I miss my husband ☹️ (yall are gonna hear this a ton from me. So I apologize in advance. Missing s/o hours SUCK.)