Lokius - Blog Posts

"Well, I'm Hansel, in case you didn't know," the man reached his hand out for a shake, "and who might you be?"

Loki shifted to greet him "I'm Loki.

"Hansel smiled, eyes gleaning, "hi Loki."

Listen, I really decided to wake up and write something like this on my day off.

I don’t care how much the show is trying to convince us that the ending of Loki is a happy one. That is NOT a happy ending idc. Yeah i get it that this is his “glorious purpose” and the entirety of the show and the character shift lead to that point. But stilllllllll c’mon

dude wtf I ship every single one of these ;—;

umm i do NOT have a favourite ship trope idk what ur talking about.

On a scale of Loki to Moses, how well did you react to finding out you're adopted

Mobius: Ugh, I can't believe were stuck in the same room.

Loki*the one who ate the key*: Yeah.. Sad, so sad.

Mobius: So what do you think?

Loki *pissed*: What are this?

Mobius: The chairs you wanted...

Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?

The organazier: This are the chivaries.

Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!

The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.

Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.

Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!

*stars smashing things*

Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!

The organizer: Sir, I can call around.

Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.

The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.

Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!

*takes a deep breathe*

Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.

*leaves pissed*

The organizer:WoW.

Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.

Mobius: Talky, talky.

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