Nick Nelson - Blog Posts

More incorrect heartstopper quotes from yours truely. Fun fact, the aciant egyptian word for 'cat' is 'mau'... i didnt know eciant egyptians were pokemon trainers! XD:

During spring-nelso dinner;

Tori: hey Charlie, kiss the pritiest person in the room

Charlie: yo david, can you fucking leave im tryna french my boyfriend

david: im not even sitting between you two, you're litrelly on his lap

Charlie, preparing to french a heavily blushing Nick: yeah i know, but your uglyness is dampning the mood so fuck off

*proceeds to french Nick*

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Charlie: *throws a ''get better soon'' card at a perfectly healthy david*

Charlie, yelling: GET BETTER

Charlie: *slams door*

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Stephan, to Nick: am i a bad father, david?

Nick: *??*

Nick: im Nick

david: (T_T)

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david: ha, you're so short. What do you even see from there?

Charlie: your IQ

Charlie: oh look, its droping

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Charlie: *goes to the shops*

Tori: Charlie wait, you forgot your emotional support animal

Charlie: *pops his head through the door* i dont have a-

Nick: *gives puppy eyes*

Charlie: *sigh*

Charlie: come here

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Nick and charlie like to joke about how charlie is ''magical'' in bed

And its true

One time he took nicks shirt and pulled a bunny out of it

That was magical

AND THEN THEY FUC-

More incorrect heartstopper quotes (brought to you by your dearest sammy (*ゝω･*)~):

Tao: you cant solve all of your problems with sad flute music

Darcy: *gasp* you hurt him!

Charlie: I CAN TRY!

*que horribly played flute sounds*

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*on a random online platform*

Tao - top 5 women?

Charlie - bro i cant even top one lol [two drums and a cymble fall from the ceeling, killing me instently]

Tara - you cant even name 5 women! Apolagize. Apolagize to women

Charlie - i tried, but all the women i asked already had names

(Inspo - https://youtube.com/shorts/Vdh6sNCfxL0?si=yiwKj9yUHoP_kXwb)

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Charlie: aww, i cant find patty

Nick: who's patty?

Charlie: my pet jumping spider

Nick: *aracnophobia senses tingling*

Nick: YOUR PET JUMPING WHAT???

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Part 2, lets go people!

• AU where charlie has cold urticaria which is an allergy to the cold and when nick finds out he buys charlie an electric blanket and heating pads

• nick who's missing an arm × charlie who makes prostetics for a living where charlie makes nick a prostetic arm that looks like rahru's arm from totk

• nick has medicaded chronic pain and hen charlie finds out he memorises the medical names and ingridients of all his medications and find nick a cheeper version of the exact medication he takes but under a diffrent name

• au where charlie's ed is caused by schizophrenia and nick helps him remember his meds

I dont think I've ever wanted anything more then i wanted a dissabled heartstopper AU:

• charlie gets his right leg amputaded from the knee down when he was 10 so for his and nick's aniverserry nick got him a peg leg and a piret outfit and took him to the beach so he could run in the sand while that one really bad flute cover of that one song from pirets of the carabian plays from nicks phone on full volum

• blind charlie au where nick takes him to a museam and describes all the art to him in an extreamly detailed mannor, he also painted the edge of all the 'hard' furniture and stairs/steps in his apartment in bright neon yellow when they started dating since charlie can see contrast better and all of nick's floors are a purply shade of gray, he did it so charlie wouldnt trip or fall while he was getting used to living with nick and to the layout of the apartment

• adhd charlie × autistic nick where charlie knows nick shows affection with phisical contact and the warmth it give calms him so he gets him a plushie with a heart shaped microwave heat pad so he can sleep better, nick likes bluey so charlie buys him murch and charlie has a deadpool and woolverine hyperfixation so nick took him to watch the movie when it came out

• au where charlie was born with nothing below his right elbow and nick carries him around bc he likes being carried and charlie holds onto him with his legs and left arm like a koala

I NEED THIS!!!

(I forgot this but)

• deaf nick × selectivly mute and shy charlie, need i say more?

Random stuff charlie said before, after and during sex with nick

- if i was any more ready i'd be the third rock from the sun

- i am SO GLAD you're not a shark

Wreck me big dad (he ment to say 'daddy' but ended up saying 'dad' and nick has yet to let him live it down)

- (during first time) holy crap... you're not a ken doll

- hey could you carry me to the bathtub and cuddle me while i play with my decoretive rubber duckie collection? I have a bathbomb

- HOLY SHIT IM NEVER GONNA WALK OR WEAR TIGHTS AGAIN

- im scared of having a vagina because of you

- (in dramatic voice) UNHAND ME WOMAN! ... wo-man? Man? Unhand me man? The fuck am i, a gangster getting arrested?

- jesus is a homosexual! Kumbaya!

- i will kill the next girl who hits on you at a party when im litrelly toung deep in your throat right infront of her (this did not happen during or after a party in which nick got hit on)

And finally

- i'd ask you to put a baby in me but im not sure im ready to get fucked that good ever in my life

Incorrect heartstopper quotes

Transphobe: gender is whats in your pants

Charlie: then whats my gender? A pink sparkly ✨️dildo✨️?

*tv static noises*

David: gay guys are stupid

Charlie: y'know with how much time you spend thinking about gay guys im starting to think you're really stupid

*tv static noises*

Nick: mom im walking the dog

Sarah: no you're not bitch, the dog's walking you

*tv static noises*

Tao: trans girls are wierd sometimes

Elle: babe im topping you tonight

Tao: NO YOU'RE NOT-

*tv static noises*

Thats it for now, love you, bye!! ♡

Lets set things straight:

If charlie and ben stayed together long enought for ben to have charlie go with him to get his wisdom teeth removed after he got them removed and was still under anastisia he would call charlie a bitch and a whore and flirt with all the nurses infront of him

When nick had charlie take him to get his wisdom teeth removed and was under anastisia he called charlie hot, asked him to marry him (repeatedly), called him a ''bossy chick'' after charlie tried to prevent him from take his bloodied gauze out, begged charlie for kisses, told charlie he was the pretiest person alive and gave charlie his pulled out teeth because he rememberd charlie likes anatomy and has a medical replica of a human skull in his room that's missing its wisdom teeth

Upgrades people

Charlie: hey Nick, tits or ass?

Nick: ✨️personality✨️

Charlie:...

Nick:...

Charlie, sarcastically: wow Nick, how abalist of you *choking down a laugh* some of us have personality dissorders, you really should start learning to apritiate *fails misrebly* my nonexistent TITS *laughs*

Nick: ... no offence babe but you're build like a door *starts laughing* the only asset you have is how batshit crazy you are *laughing histerically*

Charlue will pack bond with anything and anyone. He has a group of stray cats he'd die for and they treat him like a brother, he feeds them constently and they love him so much they follow him into allies, walk him to the bus stop and from it and once pounced and attacked a grown ass adult man with a g*n who was trying to rob him. Charlie is well aquanted with a singular crow in his schoolground, this crow has introduced charlie to all his friends, charlie feeds them and talks to them about his problems, they nearly pecked out a homophobic kid's eyes for making charlie cry. One time charlie went to the store and saw a lumpy lemon, later, nick drove near that store with charlie in the car and he started crying because he wanted to go back and buy the lemon bc he thought no one would buy it

Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.

C: *is coocking*

N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)

C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*

N: *realisation*

N: oh my god i am so sorry

C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*

N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)

C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball

N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do

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C: *swears*

N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-

C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!

N: oh

*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*

Nick and Charlie doing the ''where'' trend

C: a confused lesbian

N: WHERE?

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N: a tall blond dude

C: WHERE?

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C: a supportive loving father

N: WHERE?

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N: my mum

C: WHERE?

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C: a brother that doesnt hate you

N: WHERE?

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N: emotional stability

C: WHERE?

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C: a knife!

N: NO

*cue histerical laughing as Charlie runs away from Nick with the camra w/ mission impossible music edited in before the video cuts*