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Idk how tweets go to the right algorithm or maybe I'm a terrible writer but I have a lil snippet of something I've been working on!

NSFW, wlw steddyhands !!

Hear me out. Cafe owner/florist Stede and Bikey gang Ed

Imagine a modern AU where Stede enters "Blackbeard's Bar and Grill (and Other Delicacies, and Delights, And Fishing Equipment)" and raves to the waiter about how he loves the food, adores the gift shop, even though the waiter said the owner was worried about bad reviews, but Stede LOVES IT, and this whole time he didn't realize he's been flirting with the owner the whole time.

An attempt at Stede Bonnet lmao

It went- alright, overall?

dude wtf I ship every single one of these ;—;

umm i do NOT have a favourite ship trope idk what ur talking about.

they’ve done so much for the queer catholic community

i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back at the beginning of season two with no time jump at all and i would just say thank you. lucius could survive being thrown overboard due to the buoyancy of his wooden finger and i’d be like yup, makes perfect sense, no notes. i am willfully forgetting everything i’ve ever known for this show. i am not just suspending my disbelief, i am loading it into a cannon and blasting it to the heavens.

absolutely soft for Black Pete and Lucius 💛🌴📚

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things

Now that I've breached the first post anxiety prepare yourselves to actually see my posts on the dashboard.