Curate, connect, and discover
suggest that you should do something that, according to your friend, one does not simply do
(If friend identifies as something other than male) Say ‘no man can do _____’
if they arrive late say ‘you’re late’ (friend may claim they arrived precisely when they meant to or ask if they look horrible)
ask them what taters are
call something (preferably jewelry) ‘precious’
ask them what their favorite meal of the day is (both second breakfast or elevenses are acceptable)