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No context, just felt like reposting memes from Reddit.
Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Peter 3: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Peter 1: Milfs.
Peter 2: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Peter 3 : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Y/N: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Y/N: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Peter 2: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Peter 3 : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Peter 3 : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Y/N: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Peter 1: What? No! It isn't!
Y/N: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Peter 2: Y/N...
Y/N: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Peter 2: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Y/N: PETER 3 , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Peter 3 : The word milf has been ruined for me.
Peter 1: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Peter 2: Y'all are dumbasses.
A/N- For those of you that don’t remember…
Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Y/N: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Peter 3: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Peter 1: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Peter 2: Guys.
A/N-For those who don't remember which one is which, Tobey is Peter 2, Andrew is Peter 3, and Tom is Peter 1.
Peter 2: Y/N, you'll be working with Peter 3 and Peter 1.
Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Y/N: ...Of people on a team.
Okay big plot hole I notice after ATSV and I need an answer…
So because of into the spiderverse we know that if someone is in the wrong dimension they’ll glitch because they’re autonomy is built for their dimension. So in Spider-Man: no way home why did Tobey or Andrews Spider-Men not glitch? Like do we know yet or not?!!
MCU Pete: I think my favourite colour is red and like a dark green
Raimi Pete: can you be more specific? For example, I really like a scarlet or burgundy red.
MCU Pete: oh!! You mean like uhmm, a bright red and a forest-ish-pinetree-ish green-
Amazing Pete: -I like the blood red that spills from my slain enemies...
MCU Pete: ...
Raimi Pete: ...
Amazing Pete: oh! And blue! :D