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"If I get another prophecy for a birthday gift, I'm reawakening Gaea"
~ Percy Jackson, probably (happy birthday darls, ly <333)
FUCK YEAHHH
SEA OF MONSTERS PEOPLE WHO'S PUMPED???
GET READYYYY
Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.
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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.
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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.
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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE
during a play the Apollo cabin put together but everyone's drunk
Leo, acting as Juliet and very drunk: Jason, Jason, wherefore art thou Jason?! Jason, not drunk but very confused: I'm right here..? Leo, suddenly crying tears of joy: JASON!!!!! =D Jason: ????? Everyone else, watching this shit go down: *hey do you have popcorn* *but 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'* *no offence, Margaret, but they're drunk, stupid and confused, I don't think this is the time for a grammar lesson* *oo yea gimme some skittles* *tasTE THE RAINBOW MOTEHRFUCKERS*
leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?
percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?
leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?
percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.
leo: so like bluetooth
percy: huh?
leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean
annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.
leo: so… like icloud
annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-
percy: yes
FIMISHED ITT RAAAGHHH 🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️
I FINALLY GOT TSATS LETZ FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Miss Annabeth Chase
rip henry winter you wouldve hated percy jackson
is anybody else still wondering how they’re gonna pull off Percy’s jump from the St. Louis Arch in the tv show or is it just me
I've been redrawing some old stuff to get back into digital art :)
my oldest vs most recent drawing of Magnus Chase
Bonus alex fierro:
You guys should read my besties story (@spiralstatic29) it’s about Solangelo (from pjo) and Will is Spider-Man. Ummm and ya I did already have a post about this but it sounded weird so I re wrote it ✋🙂↕️but she writes on Wattpad and Ao3 and the story is now finished so she doesn’t update it anymore!
like bffr they are words on a page… if literally anyone else played annabeth yall would be jumping up and down. leah is my annabeth and she should be yours too 😘
There you go racists. Book accurate Annabeth to cure your souls 🤌🤌🤌
So we all know Percy is powerful as shit, there's no doubt in that. But I think I may have thought of a few more (theoretical) applications of his abilities. These ones aren't insanely broken (except one I had to give up on cause I couldn't find a way to make it work), but they're still pretty good.
Percy can control liquids with water in them. We learned this in Tartarus when he drowned Akhlys in her own poison. So in theory, he can bloodbend, right? But this is actually incredibly good in a defensive sense. Since he can control blood, including his own, he can use his powers to (theoretically) negate blood loss and keep his blood inside his own body, keeping him in the fight for much longer. Hell, this circumvents internal bleeding when you think about it.
Speaking of bloodbending, in the same Avatar episode that that idea is introduced to us, we learn that water can be taken from plants, as well as animals (although that is harder as far as I know). Okay, so Percy can take water out of plants, cool. But what about the atmosphere? Sure, the amount of water in the atmosphere varies wildly depending on location, season, etc. But the point still stands. In theory, Percy can pull water out of his surroundings and use it to heal himself, further improving his durability, and giving him an overall stat boost, as he just performs better in water in general.
Imagine fighting Percy, thinking you've got him beat, when all of a sudden he pulls out a Dragon Ball-esque transformation and surrounds himself in a thin coat of the water from not just the atmosphere, but his sweat, your blood, hell, YOUR sweat, and any other possible sources of water nearby. Bloody terrifying. Especially when you consider Percy killing -> Percy receiving access to blood -> Percy getting stronger -> Percy killing more, basically creating an infinite cycle of steadily increasing strength (providing his enemy has blood, naturally).
So yeah. Percy, using his abilities correctly, isn't just insanely strong, but pretty damn durable too. I did have another idea about him controlling brain fluids/breathing in oxygen through water to circumvent brain death, but that kinda fell through because brain fluids aren't really related to brain death and you need lungs to, you know, breath, which would circumvent the decapitation scenario I was thinking of, and Percy can't breathe through osmosis (as far as we know). So that idea is a bust.
...Unless Jason could manipulate oxygen into his bloodstream, using his abilities to circumvent brain death instead...
eurydice and orpheus but nico and will
sally jackson and annabeth chase solidarity is my favourite thing ever
heroes of olympus - the mark of athena
I’m sorry but Percy being like “ohhh so theres gotta be three guys that go on a life-threatening war-preventing quest. great for them. let me know when you find them. or don’t. lmao” and then trying to dip Is so Percy of him I can’t
I'm sorry, but this is an extremely funny author cameo to me. He doesn't say anything and no one even acknowledges he's there. Who is he? Another teacher? A Yancy board member? Who knows, but he's here! I'm obsessed.
while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that
Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it
Percy age 17:
"we're gonna get to see the underwater kiss" "we're gonna get to see silena and clarisse" "we're gonna get to see baby nico" you guys are all wrong. we're gonna get to see walker scobell as percy motherfucking jackson talking to fucking horses. will they poorly cgi the mouths to move? will they start talking in his head? will the voices be silly or perhaps recognizable celebrities? who knows. but i feel like we've all forgotten the talking horses and honestly it's a crime because THATS what im most excited to see on the big screen
This important information just made fourth grade me so happy I started to cry 😭 😊
@rickriordan
I need this despretly in a multy book series, IMIDIETLY
This might be just me but I feel like Hyacinthus could’ve played a huge role in the Apollo kids’s lives. So since I’m mentally unstable and very gay I have an idea!
Instead of hyacinthus being mere flowers what if they possess the soul of Hyacinthus? To mere mortals their just flowers, but to campers if their lucky enough get to see the body and soul of Hyacinthus. Demeter kids can talk to him but people don’t really believe that they can and that it’s a fake myth.
Hyacinths flowers bloom all around Apollo kids and areas no matter the weather. And whenever an Apollo kid is hurt he blooms around them like a barrier and reveals himself to the monster, sometimes being able to signal for help or scare off the monster.
Apollo kids always talk about this “myth” some saying they saw him, some saying they felt him, but no one can ever agree on if he’s real or not.
But one thing is for sure, if he can’t be with Apollo and love him, then he will be the protector of his children.
EheheheheHEHEHEHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH
RICK, JESUS CHRIST!
IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN KANE CHRONICLES
FUUUUUUUCK
SHE EVEN CALLS HER A MORTAL CUZ SHE DOESN'T KNOW AND OMG THIS DAMN AUTHOR HAS RIPPED MY HEART OUT TOO MANY TIMES AND NOW I RUN INTO THIS BITCH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
NOT-SO-FAVOURITE MORTALS
AHHHHHH
UPDATE:
I THINK I'M LEGITIMATELY GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF THIS AUTHOR
Update: Holy shit I hate this book so much
Can I just say:
How dare he
Oh, boy, a special job!
The anticipation was killing me. Or maybe that was the poison in my veins.
Lester, Trials of Apollo, The Tyrant's Tomb
Bruh I got ToA Tyrant's Tomb yesterday because the store had stocked it the day before.
I was reading it, and all these memories were flooding back from the past books. It was all happy and stuff, as a book from Uncle Rick would occasionally be, right?
I was sitting on be bed sobbing with tears streaming down my face. That was at page thirty-fucking-five. I'm also pissed because some rogue tears that I didn't know about landed right on the book, but it's okay.
I can't wait to see what the rest of the book has in store. Yaaayyyyyyy.
Wish my emotionally unstable self luck.