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robot that has just felt its first emotion, except said emotion is horniness

"im flustered, overheating, and needy. play with me," i say sensually as i hand you screwdrivers, a soldering iron, a multimeter, and wire cutters.

mutuals are allowed to inspect my wires and my circuitry. if they want to ^_^

this is what I woke up to btw

Teachnician forgot they left their ring light next to my charging station last night, randomly woke back up to see it standing over me and freaked out for a second╭( ๐_๐)╮

Been playing around with my iPad (〃艸〃)

wish someone would play around with me

scareware is so sexy. do you understand

Technician forgot they left their ring light next to my charging station last night, randomly woke back up to see it standing over me and freaked out for a second╭( ๐_๐)╮

Imagine stretching your poor bot, trying to pull on wires to access their main control panel, imagine their wires straining as you push deeper, closer to the motherboard, connections straining but you’re careful not to break anything, just pushing past them as you feel the fan speed pick up and their speech become more garbled

Me and my technician <3 doing repairs (i pulled a an actuator)

Thank u Ava!!!

Performing routine maintainence on a hypersensitive android...... hearing their sighs and whimpers as I rearrange wires, dust off their circuitboards, and re-oil their joints.....

Putting zip ties in her wires like I'm doing her hair <3

Being a machine but also lowk wanting to smooch machines is a strange, strange experience.

The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.

Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand

clairvoyant

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So that's me. Not a chicken. And my robot sona

I rewatched Whatever Happened to Robot Jones and now I think it's an animational masterpiece

Terminei minha comic

Vou falar a verdade hein estou muito feliz com essa arte e eu tô aumentando minha habilidade artística

I'll tell the truth huh I'm very happy with this art and I'm increasing my artistic skill

Man, what happened to restaurant mascots?! We got evil burger clown, creepy ass stalker King, what ever the hell a Guy Fieri is. To Hell With ‘Em. I want the soup serving, lesbian robot.

The mascot for the local restaurant, Ladytron

Android Wheatley and Android Ap-Sap, 4th march 2020.

inspired by a post by @the-colossal​ here are screenshots of the stray models i extracted and built to use as art ref for myself - i hope they are useful to you too!

apologies for the haphazard organisation of these. i realise some are quite hard to make out - you can download all of them in super ultra mega Large™️ version (5000 px wide!) from here (google drive link to a 50mb .zip download)

(lots more under the cut!)

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Okay, y’all, I’m looking for this one fic about a robot that Tony Stark made, with the first chapter being about her being made and also being given a cat, which dies during that chapters. It’s a whole ‘When She Loved Me’ fic style, and the title has an acronym and it’s her name, too. It’s a whole thing where the acronym was stupid, but it made the name work. Also, it’s set during Age of Ultron, at least, the first couple chapters are. P.s it’s on Quotev, probably not Wattpad

Thanks to anyone who has any idea what this could be!

the child god

these screen cap redraws are fun so here’s my favorite ever picture of ultron

Ultron brainrot (again)

girlies im sick in bed but here’s a screencap redraw of my brainworm of the month (marvels ultron) as if you didn’t know

wooa ultron portrait

Ultron 🤖🌸🍄🍃