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on that bucky barnes brainrot except I can’t draw humans. marvel fandom forgive me
Ladies, gentlemen and everyone else here:
Sam Wilson
It's so difficult to take a good picture of a drawing uhhh
Just so you know, in the og the papers color was blue and the pen i was using was pink
I was feeling silly and now here's a sambucky sirens au
Bucky : I'm wearing sunglasses, so no one knows what I'm looking at
blink and miss it but someone pointed out bucky’s shamelessly checking sam’s ass out here
He wants that cookie so effing bad
some things never change…
These idiots are living rent-free on my mind, but look how cute they look hugging
Movie night, what do you think they’re watching?
Falling thru the flower field..
(Inspired by that one scene from Falcon and winter soldier)
loved how they changed the name of tfatws to captain america and the winter soldier, but i would have loved to see it changed to captain america and the white wolf.
10 years of Captain America: The Winter Soldier!!
Fan poster for the sick movie that is Captain America: The Winter Soldier having turned 10 years last week <3
if multiverse is canon in mcu....
in some universe sam is too slow to catch bucky
in some universe natasha is happy (and alive) with her sister. they have a picnic and they sing songs
in some universe clint doesn't recover after pietro's death. he blames himself like he was the one who killed the boy. clint wanted to be pietro's mentor and he fucked up
in some universe pepper leave tony alone with his mind for too long...
in some universe happy doesn't lost all his friends.
in some universe rhodey ended worse
in some universe thor could save loki
in some universe foggy finds matt's body
all of this can be true and it breaks my heart
Sam: bucky and i were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us
Zemo: *sighing* what did he do?
Sam: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into the window and...
Bucky: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?!
Bucky: I have tried to kill you multiple times and every single day i think about killing you. It's the only thing that brings me joy.
Sam: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Bucky: sorry im late i was doing things...
Sam: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!
Bucky: push is such a strong word, i prefer to call it "giving you a little nudge"
Sam: oh I'll give you "a little nudge" WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ARSE!
Bucky: HEY! Watch your fucking language infront of the captain
Steve:....
Wanda: im so existed for this mission
Sam: yeah lets get this show on the road you coming nataha?
Nat: alright im coming. Alright bye y/n
Y/n: goobye nat
Nat: and steve the only reason i want to hear from you is if somene is dying or dead
Steve: ok
Nat: alrigh have fun guys
Steve: alright want do you want to do first
Bucky: can we practise our self defence
Y/n: yes i think it would be very educational
Steve: for sure i could show you some moves. You guys wanna do that too?
Peter: okay
Clint: we always like a good fight
Tony: im putting five bucks on the Russians
Steve: ok you and me y/n im going to put my arm aroumd you like this ok?
Y/n: bucky now!
Steve: wait what?!
Bucky: peter get his feet!
Peter: ok!
*steve: passed out*
Y/n: whoops
Peter: is he breathing
Bucky: yes he's breathing
Y/n: i got his phone
Nat: *phone rings* steve someone better be or-
Y/n: steve is unconscious
Nat: wait what??
Bucky: this is so dumb
Sam: the higher i am the better i can see
Bucky: you can- you can fly
Sam: hush now bucky i am searching
Steve: did you have a good day?
Sam: yes
Bucky: no
Sam: shut up
Steve: a good day ?
Sam: yes
Bucky: no
Sam: shut up
Steve: you're supposed to have taken him to the spa
Sam: i took him to the spa
Bucky: he put me in the vegetable steamer
Sam: it's the same thing!
Steve: it's not the same thing!
Sam: it is too, it gets hot, and it gets steamy, and then it goes ding
Bucky: purple bastard
Sam: maxican condiment
Steve: a condiment?
Bucky: i do not use them
Sam: you dont?
Bucky: and niether did your mother
I hate how easy I am to queerbait, because I KNOW sambucky wont be endgame, yet I waste my money and go see the newest Cap movie in theaters, praying for some cannon crumbs. 😩😩😩
Sam: There's a spider! Quick!
Bucky: *grabbing rolled-up newspaper* Where? Where?
Sam: Right ahead of me! Get him! Get him!
Peter: Hey- What?
Sam: There it is! There it is!
Bucky: *smacks Peter*
Bucky: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Sam: Not if they consent to it.
Y/N: Depends on who your stabbing.
Steve: YES??!!?
Y/N: What’s something you’re better than Bucky at?
Sam, without hesitation: Everything.
Peter, after a brief moment of thinking: Mario Kart.
Steve, sadly: Emotional Vulnerability
Store Worker: Would Miss Y/N L/N come to the front desk?
Y/N, arriving at the front desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Sam and Bucky*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Sam and Bucky, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Y/N: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
Y/N, to Sam: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Sam, motioning to himself and Bucky: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
There is something inherently gay about Captain America/Carter in the Cinematic Universe as every version of them always has a “Very Close partner of the same gender but it isn’t gay” thing going on
(Bucky and Sam are fighting)
Steve (thinking): This is bad. I got to stop this. I got to say something.
Steve (out loud): Banana Hammock.
Sam (thinking): Then he said something I never expected to hear.
Bucky: I don't like you.
Sam (thinking): Not that I totally expected that.
Marvel really said we gave you the big three (aliens, androids,wizards) now we giving you homegrown people to hate. The flag smashers are there too.
