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I was feeling silly and now here's a sambucky sirens au
Bucky : I'm wearing sunglasses, so no one knows what I'm looking at
blink and miss it but someone pointed out bucky’s shamelessly checking sam’s ass out here
He wants that cookie so effing bad
some things never change…
These idiots are living rent-free on my mind, but look how cute they look hugging
Movie night, what do you think they’re watching?
(Inspired by that one scene from Falcon and winter soldier)
The first thing I saw was the Winter Falcon ship.
And then this.....
I'm sorry....
in some universe sam is too slow to catch bucky
in some universe natasha is happy (and alive) with her sister. they have a picnic and they sing songs
in some universe clint doesn't recover after pietro's death. he blames himself like he was the one who killed the boy. clint wanted to be pietro's mentor and he fucked up
in some universe pepper leave tony alone with his mind for too long...
in some universe happy doesn't lost all his friends.
in some universe rhodey ended worse
in some universe thor could save loki
in some universe foggy finds matt's body
all of this can be true and it breaks my heart
Tbt the time I told myself I wasn’t gonna simp for men more than twice my age and then immediately fell in love with Bucky Barnes
Marvel give them the gay you cowards
I hate how easy I am to queerbait, because I KNOW sambucky wont be endgame, yet I waste my money and go see the newest Cap movie in theaters, praying for some cannon crumbs. 😩😩😩
There is something inherently gay about Captain America/Carter in the Cinematic Universe as every version of them always has a “Very Close partner of the same gender but it isn’t gay” thing going on
Sam (thinking): Then he said something I never expected to hear.
Bucky: I don't like you.
Sam (thinking): Not that I totally expected that.
imagine. sam and bucky will have a really bad argument because bucky still acts extremely protective of him. sam thinks its because he didnt take the serum and bucky thinks hes weak. but its only because bucky loves him too much to see him suffer and he cant bear to lose him. classic fight whatever. BUT THEN bucky has a complete breakdown about how he hasnt felt this way since.... and he trails off but obviously he means steve and while Bucky spills all of this we just see sam's expression soften from anger into quiet understanding and then they silently hug or maybe kiss or smth idk who cares WHO CARES.
sam chilling at home with joaquin, helping him get ready for a date or something i dont know what dads do, and bucky BURSTS through the door, knocking it off its hinges holding all of the thunderbolt members with one arm and yells "WE HAVE NEW KIDS NOW". he also does this with cats. frequently. sam is used to this. bucky broke him.
a fucking fact is bucky has ALWAYS seen captain america as more than captain america. to him steve and sam are just guys that he loves. just dudes he would die for. this bitch is one of the only men who has taken the time to really look beyond the shield so THERE.
slowly falling off my bobs burgers game by obsessing over sam and bucky. this is all you’ll hear from me for the next weeks. i will be thinking about falcon and the white wolf instead of working.
Sam: Shut up.
Bucky: No, you shut up.
Sam: I said that first.
Bucky: Make me then?
Sam: Oh, I will.
Sam: But you might moan a little.