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do you ever feel like your ethnicity is basic

imagine. sam and bucky will have a really bad argument because bucky still acts extremely protective of him. sam thinks its because he didnt take the serum and bucky thinks hes weak. but its only because bucky loves him too much to see him suffer and he cant bear to lose him. classic fight whatever. BUT THEN bucky has a complete breakdown about how he hasnt felt this way since.... and he trails off but obviously he means steve and while Bucky spills all of this we just see sam's expression soften from anger into quiet understanding and then they silently hug or maybe kiss or smth idk who cares WHO CARES.

i feel like what i keep hearing about is how terrifying the laura palmer screaming scene is, but it is absolutely not the scariest scene in the show. i dont know if anyone tries to say it is, but i feel like yapping so here we go.

there is something explicitly haunting about a lot of scenes in that show. all the ones with bob, all the weird mental breaks of the characters, its very clear whats scary about that. its creepy! of course it is! but the subliminal soft horror is the exact same thing that makes the show so comforting: the simple cinematography and seemingly not great acting.

of course theyre all great actors. but a lot of their scenes appear to be poorly shot. they stare just a little bit too long and seem to be making the wrong facial expressions at times, and their personalities are straight up confusing. and its really a testament to david lynch's genius how much this adds to the quiet horror of the show. you literally cant tell who's evil and who's genuine because everyone acts possessed. you cant even tell anything is up with leland because EVERYONE IS CRAZY. EVERYONE. who's possessed by bob? who knows because theyre ALL CRAZY!!! everyones wacky and zaney and insane!!!!!! who killed laura? EVERYONE DID BECAUSE EVERYONES CRAZY!! and just when you think you found the straight man, they have a mental breakdown. so.

its beautiful and comforting but is also genuinely the most accurate representation of horror mysteries. its the one i think is done the best, because you have no idea whats going on ever. you cant just sit down and think because all of a sudden theres a giant staring at you from where a girl was. theres a horse in the living room. theres a man tap dancing on a table. theres a llama walking around. theres harry looking cooper up and down for some reason. david lynch the man you were. we will never forget you.

guys brilliant au idea but i cant draw so if anyone who can draw sees this feel free to draw smth based off it

its vaguely like the fresh meat au except bob and linda get arrested. hear me out.

the family is still technically a cannibal family but the kids dont know. bob and linda put human meat in the burgers, all their food, they kill and slaughter people, but the kids have no idea this is happening. when tinas 11 (genes 9, louise is 7), bob and linda get arrested for killing people and eating them. the kids are then in and out of orphanages and the streets, and tina has to spend some time in a hospital because of mental illness, but eventually mickey and the other carnies take them in for good. the au takes place two years after the show does (louise is 11, gene is 13, tinas 15 in high school), and the kids are trying to lead normal lives in carniapolis.

individual characters

mickey - their main father figure, the kids live in his trailer, hes still a sort of sketchy guy but has a fairly stable job and loves the kids, a really good guy, not very different from the show but is more worried about the kids now, especially tina because she remembers everything

louise - big goof, kind of a hooligan, wears pajamas pretty much everywhere, still wears her hat, a lot less socialized, curses way too much, has a lot of flashbacks of her parents in her nightmares, sleeps really poorly, a lot more messy, starts play fights a lot more, still close with rudy when she comes back to middle school, clings to tina and misses her at school, all the kids are fluent/semi-fluent in a couple of languages but because she's been speaking spanish since she was seven, she speaks in mostly spanglish now, punk and 2000s emo fan, same sorta relationship with mickey that she had with linda, her parents kind of feels like ghosts that never even had the respect to haunt her

gene - a lot like louise he is also a little more punkish, only eats junk food, sisters have to force him to shower, still plays his little casio but its a lot more decorated and falling apart, kept one of lindas scarves and wears it everywhere he goes, snores loud as FUCK, even worse at reading rooms, met alex and courtney and are close with both of them, also knows spanish but is also fluent in russian because of a carnie named Georgi (doesnt exist but i made them exist), he picked it up so fast!! (ref to eugene mirman), listens to classic hiphop and jazz, close with mickey in the way he was close with bob, remembers his parents fairly well but feels more upset theyre gone than mad at what they did

tina - pretty similar to her original character, just more emotionally muted, like similar to the first seasons but maybe more angry, pretty blank and silent until shes around her siblings, then she gets more animated and seems a bit happier, remembers all of it the most, learned to be a really good fighter, incredibly strong but too thin, gives most of her food to louise and gene, very messy oversized clothes, sweaters and jewelry she made herself, cries in her sleep, when she goes back to school (she's the last to do so), all her old friends (jj, zeke, jocelyn, tammy, susmita, etc.) sit next to her silently and act like she was always there (shes so grateful they never treated her differently even after everything), knows a lot of languages, fluent in english and spanish very good at mandarin knows a little bit of italian and knows every russian curse word, listens to riot grrrl and old hippie rock mickey showed her, very close with all the carnies, especially a lady named Bernie (also does not exist in canon, i made her up), remembers everything, still loves her parents more than anything, just wants them back in her life

bob and linda - in prision, rotting like the people they killed, as much as i love them in canon, this version of them deserves to rot

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

congrats to me for realizing im lesbian only after i dated a man. thank god thats done with.

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

hey guys so fuck capitalism but also stop treating people who buy from big businesses like shit. me personally, i live in a town with only chain stores and food places except for like 5 places that are all crazy expensive. im sorry but if i want food id rather buy a sandwich from dunkin’ donuts than a $13 sandwich from a small business because i cant afford that. and i think thats fair. i don’t love supporting big businesses in fact i hate it, but literally what else can i do? i hate the college system as much as the next guy but i need to go to a decent college to be able to survive so im sorry but i have to be a part of it to get money and stay alive. like what am i supposed to do?? what are any of us supposed to do?

you ever realize your problems are so much worse than you thought before

like i’ve thought i was a bad person since i was 10. what’s up with that

anyways what if tina was actually hugo’s daughter instead of bobs? random angsty headcanon. clashes with my headcanon that tina and bob look extremely similar, but who says you have to make sense

Bob's Ask Time! Gut reaction or thoughtful response: You decide!

favorite business owner

favorite carnie

favorite student

favorite teacher

favorite unaffiliated

business owner: edith and harold. joint package. i love them so much. they always make me giggle and they do genuine care about the belcher family as much as they pretend to hate them

carnie: mickey. enough said.

student: jocelyn or sam. i love jocelyn like the stupid blonde stereotype is so fire

teacher: ambrose or labonz. both make me laugh so hard but labonz also really cares about her students. ambrose and frond need to make out fr

other than the belcher, nat or trev are probably my favorites. they’re so silly and queer and i love them

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

i’ve never watched it’s always sunny in philadelphia, but i need mac and dennis to fuck. not because i think they’re good for each other but because im so sick and fucking tired of hearing about it. and also from what i’ve seen charlie dee and frank are also tired of hearing about it. please let them just make out. it’ll make so many things so much easier. god bless.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

they accidentally drop kicked my mom in the balls on new years in 2011

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

sometimes i get really depressed but right now im sitting in the bed friends bathroom taking a shit while hearing them scream at markiplier to keep moving away from glamrock chica and everything feels pretty okay

Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

sam chilling at home with joaquin, helping him get ready for a date or something i dont know what dads do, and bucky BURSTS through the door, knocking it off its hinges holding all of the thunderbolt members with one arm and yells "WE HAVE NEW KIDS NOW". he also does this with cats. frequently. sam is used to this. bucky broke him.

just graduated from completely normal girl school little do they know i have headcanons and a name for david and gwens kid

I am curious and I love learning about subconscious or conscious human behavior and unique lil things and I was thinking back when I was a kid my favourite colour was always purple and pink, over the yrs it's shifted slightly but purple is always there.

LINDA MENTIONED IN SNL LAST NIGHT AND IN THE LADY GAGA EPISODE GAY RIGHTS

thank god i was a gacha kid

every hit me hard and soft song can be assigned to twin peaks in some way, this has been plaguing me and im going to explode

I‘ve only just started season 2 but i love this show to death already

need to drop this here where i know the deep lore fans will get me…

Dude this line read is so good

If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?