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So I found this fic on AO3 where Severus meets and gets sorta adopted by his grandparents (on Eileen's side) I can't remember their names but they were both males and I think one was a male-carrier, Eileen wasn't nice in this one, something happened and James sent an owl to several and decided to follow it, he found out sev was being abused and took him back to Potter manor, the healer recognized Severus and contacted his grandfather's, Lucius was a good friend and kept checking on sev, Remus's father was not that great but having met a werewolf auror who helped him with fixing his relationship with his son and understanding werewolves better, they fall in love, Lily's a bitch who was stealing her parents money and sneaking out and bullying petunia, I think it's snames or maybe snupin I can't remember. Or marauders X Severus I really don't know
OH! and the marauders (except Peter) start working at a potion shop!
Severus: What the hell were you thinking?
Regulus: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Severus: You released OSTRICHES!
Severus: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Narcissa: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Bellatrix: I ate it too-
Narcissa: See?
Bellatrix:: -On purpose...
Severus & Narcissa: ...What?
Severus: What goes up but never comes down?
Narcissa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Lucius: How so?
Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Severus: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Severus, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Regulus: Okay, tell me this, are you like, really tired?
Severus: I have depression, what do you think?
Regulus, watching Severus & Bellatrix panic : What's going on?
Lucius: Severus is having a midlife crisis and Bellatrix is just having a crisis.
Regulus: Severus, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Severus, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Regulus, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Lucius: Severus just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.
Severus: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
Severus: Where's Narcissa?
Bellatrix: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Bellatrix, shouting: Lucius sucks!
Narcissa, distantly: Lucius is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Bellatrix: Found her.
Sirius: I mean. Severus's just standing there now.
Sirius: Waiting for me, I guess.
Sirius: But it's okay, I think he's pretty much settled down.
Remus: Settled down?
Sirius: Well, he only stabbed me once.
Regulus: Truth or dare?
Severus: Truth.
Regulus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Severus:
Severus: Dare.
Regulus: Go to sleep.
Severus: I don't like this game.
Severus: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Regulus: Is it about death?
Severus: No.
Bellatrix: Is it about drugs?
Lucius: Is it about sex?
Severus: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Regulus, Bellatrix, and Lucius:
Bellatrix: Hey Severus, Narcissa just broke my seashell lamp.
Severus: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.
Bellatrix: Okay, you win.
James: Severus... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Severus: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
James: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Regulus: What did Severus do this time?
Bellatrix: More like WHO did Severus do this time?
Narcissa: What did you two do?
Severus:
Regulus:
Narcissa: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Narcissa: *crosses her arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
Severus, grinning: I have a knife!
Narcissa: Put it down, Severus.
Severus: Make me! *sprints away*
Narcissa: Hey Severus, do you have any hobbies?
Severus: Swimming..
Narcissa: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Severus: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
Severus: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
Severus: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Lily: You’re too young to have enemies.
Severus: You don’t even know.
Sirius: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Severus: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Severus: Look, Bellatrix, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
Lucius: How the hell are you still alive?
Severus: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.
Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.
Severus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Remus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Severus: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Remus: Is it working?
*I like this one ⤵ too*
Sirius: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Severus: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Sirius: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Severus: Is it working?