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Simon: How much did you spend on this date?
Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Simon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Xavier: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Nicole: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Claire : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Simon: Seize the dick.
Xavier: You look good in that hoodie.
Simon: You know where else I'd look good?
Xavier, zero hesitation: My bed.
Simon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*
Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench
Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?
Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Xavier sits down*
Simon: The bench is freshly painted.
Claire: Truth or dare?
Simon: Dare
Claire: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Simon: Hey Nicole
Nicole, blushing: Yeah?
Simon: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Xavier
Simon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Xavier: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Simon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!