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he canonically practices what to say so he can sound cool (both 2009 and 2020) So it wouldn't be above him to be lowering his voice till he sounds like nic cage. one of my favorite moments of 2020 noir is when Miles asks him how he always sounds so cool, and noir cuts him off saying his ride is here. Next panel his thought bubble says something like "I practice every morning/night in the mirror" as he just stands there with his hands on his hips
You could keep everything about spiderverse noir, and i mean everything, same script, byt have it be a 16yo doing a nick cage impression the whole time instead