He Canonically Practices What To Say So He Can Sound Cool (both 2009 And 2020) So It Wouldn't Be Above
he canonically practices what to say so he can sound cool (both 2009 and 2020) So it wouldn't be above him to be lowering his voice till he sounds like nic cage. one of my favorite moments of 2020 noir is when Miles asks him how he always sounds so cool, and noir cuts him off saying his ride is here. Next panel his thought bubble says something like "I practice every morning/night in the mirror" as he just stands there with his hands on his hips
You could keep everything about spiderverse noir, and i mean everything, same script, byt have it be a 16yo doing a nick cage impression the whole time instead
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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
im right here with you </3
Peter Parker is a stronger man than me, because I would've taken one look at Uncanny Spiderman and folded
Immediately
I think hobie has called him goggles before, but noir has more canonical nicknames than everybody else, so I've written some down
- spider-bogie
- turtleneck
- goggles
- emo
- Dark and moody spider-man
- dark spider
- old man
- ominous rooftop chat type guy (honorable mention. Miguel said this about him)
I love how used to it he's gotten
Noir will most likely be the only person to call Hobie "Hobart"
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what if I decided to share my noir fanart.
i have friends who are on here I think I'd die if they found me actually but enjoy
2009 Spider-Noir side profile because I love drawing him and side profiles and I was going to prove a point and got distracted
“It’s alright now. The stars shall carry you. Even if everyone forgets, you shall forever be eternal with the universe.”
More old Anya fanart. I like to believe that she was embraced by and became one with the universe after her death because fuck Jimmy for erasing her from the narrative!
if you don't want it stolen then stop parking it in Crime Alley, Batman
not fanfic, but I made the title of my rhetoric essay "Portugal Ruined Everything" and it really helps set the mood
writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
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