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by Andrea - Lupinoweb on Flickr.Lago di Lexert in Valle d'Áosta, Italy.

The sky when I was on my way to a hotel the night before my friends wedding 😍

A rainbow is always a pleasure to see.

Late autumn evening moon

U and I share a sky. Only thing in the world that makes me happy

pretty sky from a few days ago

Landscape drawing

*Inhales*

What beauties...

I love the sky <3

What’s your favorite mood?

As someone with randomly shit breathing and a penchant for making bad life decisions, I will headcanon both of these.

I see your 'Sky has asthma and that's why he can't run', and I raise you: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia, and that's why he can't run.

Now, before you run away because you've never even heard of IST, hear me out. (If you don't know the condition, it's a dysautonomic heart condition vaguely similar to POTS, just without the low blood pressure.)

We all know Sky's lived above the clouds with minimal oxygen levels his entire life, as have most of his decedents, so it wouldn't make sense for him to have shitty lungs, right? That's where IST comes in. See, it's not related in the slightest to physical health or upbringing, it's just a genetic thing that is due to your sinus being a bit funky. It's also not life threatening, so that takes away from Skyloft needing to have non-canonical advanced medical procedures. IST's main symptom is that it severely decreases your stamina by making your heart race and you become extremely out of breath, often meaning you have to stop and wait for a bit for your heart to calm down.

Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so too.

However, and here's the real seller- unlike asthma, you can just power through and not die. It really, really sucks, but this ability is quite the gamebreaker for me when you think about all of the extreme physical tasks Sky has completed in game, not to mention his swordplay, that if he had exercise induced asthma would've very likely set off an attack. With IST tho, yes it would feel like you were dying, but it is absolutely be possible to just power through your symptoms and have no adverse effects except from your extreme discomfort and fatigue afterwards.

TLDR: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia because it fits him so much better than asthma, as someone who has both asthma and IST. And no, this isn't just me projecting my hyper specific heart condition onto one of my favourite characters, what do you mean....

@aaa-batteryy the sunday night homework grind is on. as the kids say, i am not locked in.

Hang in there buddy

(I’m shit at this but uh art creds to @linkeduniverse 😭😭)

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Just a nice view

This is a picture that a person who’s close to me took from our holiday house in Germany 🩵

Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?

Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.

Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.

Riven: Dude you threw it.

Brandon: Why?

Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"

Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?

Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.

Sky: I have it in film bro.

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.

*in a undercover misson*

Sky: Punch me in the face!

Riven: Punch you?

Sky: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Riven: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext.

Sky: Oh, god sake's.

*Riven punching Sky*

Sky: Ouh..

Riven:*smirks*

Sky: Shit, not like that.

Riven: You told me too punch you!

Sky: Shut up!

Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.

Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.

Helia:You win.

Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.

Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.

Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?

Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.

Sky: Is he going mental?

Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!

Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.

Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!

THE BEST FRIENDSHIPS IN THE SPECIALISTS.

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Brandon: Close your eyes bro.

Sky:Yeah, bro.

Brandon: What do you see bro?

Sky: Darkness bro.

Brandon: That's my word without you bro.

Sky:What bro? That's so sweet bro.

Brandon: I know bro.

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Helia: Uhm... Timmy what are you doing there.

Timmy: I'm trying that thing you said about writing my thoughts on paper, and it works. Huh, maybe you were right.

Helia: Talking about new things...I... I played Fortnite.

Timmy: Man you did that for me?

Helia: Yeah, why?

Timmy: Nothing, is just that the others never pay attention to this kind of thing.

Helia: You're my best friend Timmy, of course, I pay attention to what you have to say.

Timmy:Best budds. Amazing-

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Riven: I DON'T NEED YOU. I'M A LONER.

Nabu: Riven I'm going to count to three, if you don't tell me what's wrong I can't help you little shit.

Riven: I DON'T WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Nabu: Oh, so it's a Musa thing.

Riven: WELL NO!...Yeah...

Nabu: You need a hug?

Riven: Please.

*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*

Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.

*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?

Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.

Helia: You said thanks, dad.

Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?

Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!

Riven: I didn't call him dad!

Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.

Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.

Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.

Nabu: Old news.

Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.

Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!

Helia: But you did call him dad dude.

Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.

* A day in the specialist dorm room, when Nabu was new*

Timmy: Hey Brandon! Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?

Sky*confused*: Bran are you going running?

Nabu: Have fun.

*Brandon leaves*

Helia: Omg what is wrong with Brandon?

Timmy: Yeah what happened is he ok? Do you guys know something?

Nabu*confused*: Brandon is going for a run. If anything we should be congratulating him?

Sky: He only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.

Helia*concerned*: And by the looks of it is been WASHED.

*everyone gasps*

Sky: It's bone-chilling...

Nabu: I really don't get it, he seems ok.

*Riven burst in the dorm*

Riven: I JUST PASSED BRANDON ON THE STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GAWD.

Nabu: Maybe I was wrong...

*Riven goes to the window with Timmy*

Riven: BRAN, ARE YOU OK?!

Timmy: We see you and WE LOVE YOU!

Sky: We are here for you bro!

Nabu: Wow, In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Helia: Yeah.. That's fair. Trust me you'll get used to it.

Sky: Who wins me vs Riven, go.

Bloom: Riven.

Sky: mE vs RiVen!

Bloom: Riven.

Sky: No, but like a contest.

Bloom: Riven.

Sky: Yeah but in a competition.

Bloom: Uhh... Yeah, still Riven.

Sky*offended*: You don't get it.

Sky: A murderer becomes a serial killer with just 2 more kills.

Riven: Damn, that's a motivational quote! I'd put that on my wall...

Riven: I'd prefer that to like: Live, Laugh, Love.

Riven: We could put it right up there.

Sky:*facepalm*

Sky: You don't even care about me!

Riven: That's ridiculous! I don't like any of you!

* a few hours before*

Riven *drinking vodka*: I don't care about Sky like he could be bleeding out. And I'll just stare at him while recording it.

Stella*sipping her wine*: Preach man!

-Specialists vibes-

*in the specialist's reunion room*

Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.

Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?

Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.

Brandon: You are bad!

Timmy: I know right!

Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...

Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?

Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.

Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.

Sky: He would open it?

Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.

*Saladin comes in*

Helia: Hi, grandpa.

*Saladin sees the box with his name*

Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.

Timmy: Oh, no.

Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!

*When everyone is out*

Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*

Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.

Helia: Let's just leave.

Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.

Sky: Well...

- The specialists trips-

Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?

Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.

Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Riven:Pshh no...

Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.

Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.

Sky: Well that's debetable.

Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?

Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.

-When Bloom got hurt and they went to the hospital.-

Doctor on call: Are you her boyfriend?

Riven:No, are you?

Sky:Why don't you go down, and scare the new born babies

Riven*excited*:Where are the babies?

Doctor on call: Floor 4.

*riven leaves laughing*

Musa: NO! RIV!

*follows him*

Doctor on call: That's his girlfriend?

Stella:Yup.

Doctor on call: Poor girl.

Brandon: Meh, they have the same energy, Don’t worry.

Sky: Can we go see Bloom?

The doctor on call: Yeah, sorry I just got carried away with that whole thing.

- When Stella and Brandon were the first couple in the group, and it was New year eve.-

Brandon: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...

Riven:Alright, fine. I'll take care of it.

Stella:Riv? No, wait, wait, wait.

Riven*feeling like in a mision*:I got this.

Timmy*exicted for the new year*:·33,32,31!

Riven:Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, listen who are you kissing at midnight? Flora or Tecna?

Timmy*red as a tomato*: What?

Riven: Well you got to kiss someone, can't kiss Stella, it's your best friend. It would be weird.

Timmy*protective*: Who's gonna kiss Stella?

Riven: Brandon.

Timmy*disgusted*:Oh man.....

Riven:Dude, dude. Who would you rather have kissed your best friend, me or Brandon?

Timmy: That's a good point. And about the question. Well, since I have that whole history with Tecna, I guess Flora.

Riven:Okay.

Timmy:Great.

Riven:*goes to Flora*.

Riven:Flo, Flo! Timmy wants to kiss you at midnight.

Flora*laughing, feeling herself*: So obvious, why doesn't he justs asks?

Riven:*leaves, and finds Tecna*

Riven: Tec, Tec listen. Sky is going to kiss you at midnight.

Tecna:What?

Riven: Everyone's gotta kiss someone, Can't kiss Timmy, got the history.

Tecna:So?

Riven: So who would you rather kiss you, the blondie prince or the I eat everything dude, or me.

Tecna:Oh, god point.

Riven: Ok, bye.*going to find Musa*

Musa: What do you want?

Riven*losing his breathe*: You and me kiss at midnight?

Musa*red as a tomato*:Yeah, ok.

Riven*yelling*:Sky you're kissing Tecna.

Sky*confused*:Sorry, what?

Riven:It's happening.

Bloom: What about me?

Riven:Shit, uhm you can kiss your rabit.

Sky: I will not have my honour questioned by below me!

Riven: I’m not questioning your honour. I’m denying its existence.

What happened when Sky became capitan of th squad.

Bloom: You really are going to win this thing, honey.

Sky:You really think so?

Bloom:Oh, god no.

Sky: Why?

Bloom:Everyone in Red Foutain hates you, I’m your girlfriend and If I could I wouldnt vote for you.