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I’m asking because I’m having trouble finding some good quality comedy/crack snarry fics that isn’t smut-centric or genderbent.
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Some of these I’ve recced before!
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For day 6, we have a total of three works!
First up we have a Cinderella AU featuring trans!Hugo, and trans!Hagrid as the fairy godmother!
Title: Only half of what I think I can be Pairing: Scorpius Malfoy/Hugo Weasley Rating: General WC: 7.5K Summary: It’s the night of the Ministry Ball to celebrate his mother becoming Minister. As hard as he tries to be the daughter his mother loves, tonight he can’t. He just can’t. Link: AO3
Our second work is a matchmaker AU for trans!Snape and Harry Potter!
Title: Rat Skulls and Turkey Tails Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Rating: Explicit WC: 15K Summary: After a string of disastrous relationships, Harry reluctantly lets his friends submit him to a matchmaking service. He’s set up on a blind date, and is gobsmacked when his date turns out to be Severus Snape - who has changed a lot from their days at Hogwarts. Link: AO3
And lastly, a longer post war fic about Snape and her journey of self discovery!
Title: Love is a dress that you wear Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Severus Snape Rating: Explicit WC: 17K Summary: Ensconced in the slowly gentrifying Spinner’s End, a series of new experiences begins to make Snape reconsider who she is and who she could be. Just as she’s beginning to get comfortable with the idea of transition Harry and Draco come barging back into her life, bringing with them a love and a life she never thought would be possible. Link: AO3
"After Sirius dies right in front of him, a desolate Harry would sooner die himself than be sent back to the Dursleys one more time. Voldemort gets creative, however, and instead of dying, Harry finds himself rocketed twenty years into the past and straight into the memories from Severus' pensieve. Harry reacts without considering the consequences, as per the norm, and saves Severus from his family. He only meant to spare an innocent pain, but in saving Severus and securing his alliance, he has set in motion a series of ancient prophecies as old as written history and changed the course of fate forever."
Name of the series: The Tapestry of Time
Amazing story By Lyraonyx. Haven't read something this intriguing in a while. Sending love and good luck to the autor!
so i have roughly 300 harry potter fics bookmarked on ao3. do y’all want recs??
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Day 23 of Snapetober is an after date moment at Spinner's End. This is Snarry Fanart, tho the fic below is Snarriet. I like his lil sitting room with all the books *happy sigh* men with libraries.
And for Hogwarts Kinktober Day 23 is a wild card, initially there was a different prompt but I decided to make my own so you get "Hole In The Wall". Surprise! If you're curious the link is below 💚
Here we are, with the REVEALS for the 2022 edition of Snarry Adopt a Prompt!!
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And now for you the complete list of our submissions, no longer anonymous!
☆ The Box [Teen & Up Audience - 6,273 w] by titC
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40227426
Summary: Years after she last saw Harry, Petunia and Vernon move back North. During the move, Petunia finds a mysterious box that she’s all but forgotten… it stirs too many memories and emotions back to life.
☆ Hypothermia [Mature - 19,583 w] by inarticulateimbecile
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42296031
Summary: Prompt #4: Sirius isn’t quite right when Harry goes to live with him. No one believes Harry, since Sirius acts fine when other people are around. No one, except for Snape.
☆ From Git in a Snit to Loosed and Seduced [Teen & Up Audience - 7,480 w] by titC
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42492951
Summary: The DADA teacher had to leave her post mid-year, and Minerva McGonagall has managed to convince Severus and Harry to cover the classes for the rest of the year. If only they talked to each other…
☆ Starling [Explicit - 43,620 w] by what_alchemy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42456291
Summary: Harry Potter disappeared when he was five years old. Twenty-five years later, Severus Snape gets the same assignment from different masters: find and deliver the Boy Who Lived.
☆ Predetermined [Explicit - 9,379 w] by brightened
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42658827
Summary: Harry becomes obsessed with a popular romance novel. He jumps at the chance to meet the mysterious author of his favourite series, though he’s less than thrilled when he finds out the author is Severus Snape. Once he realises the novels are thinly-veiled fantasies about him, he decides to offer Snape some feedback.
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I'm so happy that you like them and that I could contribute and depict what you envisioned for your baby! Thank you for all of your generous words!!! ❤
(perfection drawn by the ever sweet and skillful @inarticulateimbecile)
Look at that perfect, ugly man who I adore with my whole entire heart.
But also, admire THIS perfection:
My BOYS 😭 😭 🥰
Scenes from my beloved story Contempt. And gifted to me by such a lovely friend. 🥺 (I'm crying, don't worry about it.)
Extra tidbits: the first time I ever talked to inarticulateimbecile was me popping into their inbox all awkward and anxiety-ridden to squeal about their art 😂 The second time was them coming to me to chat about Contempt! We definitely talked about how deliciously ugly Severus is. (Please don't @ me, I don't wanna hear it, let me swoon for his ugly face damn it.) (Remember how SpongeBob said "I'm ugly and I'm proud"???? Get with the program, people.)
ANYWAY. So. I sobbed upon seeing these, of course. I still feel like I haven't appropriately blubbered at them over how wonderful they are and how much they mean to me.
Image 1: look at the ball of light!! That glow!! The shadows on Severus' face!! The lank head hair, the sparse chest hair; the concavity of his chest!! (Very important detail, very important!) And his frown! How he's so sharp and grim and afraid and reserved!!
Image 2: My boys all cuddled close together, as they belong! Harry all snuggled into Severus' chest. 🥺 The way Severus holds him! 🥺 They way they hold each other. How even in sleep they're not quite at peace, not quite happy, but stealing and savoring the moment they have while they have it!! I'm living and dying in my feelings right now, no big deal.
And now!!!! They get to live in my fic cuz friend is so good to me!! 🥰 Also: why are my friends so talented??? Like dang. Mind = blown. Also: why are my friends so friggin' SWEET??? Again. Mind = blown. Please go shower all of inarticulateimbecile's everything with love because they deserve it. Also please go admire their art at the end of Contempt if you don't mind because it gives extra life and character to the fic!!!! Also...!!!!! idk. I feel like I should keep talking because I'm excited. So idk have some exclamation points instead: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so, so, so pleased that you liked it, Danni, and am so appreciative of all of your kind, thoughtful words!!! 💖💖💖
by @inarticulateimbecile. Snarry. Rated E. 17k. Postwar. 8th year. Student/teacher. Hot as hell.
"You're disgusting," Potter quietly bit out.
It was an insult, so why did that mouth-watering heat race downward like he'd been called brilliant and wonderful and all things nice?
"And what does that make of you, I wonder?"
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A tale of hero worship and failing to pretend.
danpuff notes: This fic was recced in the Snarry Sanctuary server and when I saw who the author was I thought "Oh I need to read that." Then I saw the Reluctantly falling in love tag and thought "Oh I need to read that RIGHT NOW." 0 regrets.
It does seem rude that their name is inarticulateimbecile when I was the one being an inarticulate imbecile in their comment box, but I digress.
This is Snarry how I like it: love born two seamlessly between two men destined to FIGHT. All of Severus' inner turmoil, not only regarding his feelings for Harry, but generally being a bitter mess postwar. Dealing with his fear for Harry, and his fear of Harry. How that fear is so easily disguised as, or transformed into, anger. Fighting Harry's advances, and his own attraction (and obsession) every step of the way. It isn't easy for him, or between them, at all, not in the least because he refuses to let it be easy.
A big part of what draws me to Snarry is just how fraught it is with tension and anger and passion. All of their rough edges, the poison in their veins, the fire at their cores. The way they clash and break and mold together. How it's destructive and transformative both at once. And it's that feeling, that dynamic, that's so beautifully portrayed here. This is Snarry exactly how I love it and I could not be more thrilled!!!!
Anyway please forgive all my babbling and go read instead!! 🙈
It's spooky season!! Time to put on your costume, surround yourself with sugar, listen to "Monster Mash", and read some fun Creature Fics in the light of your Jack-o-Lantern!
...actually I can't listen to music and read at the same time. I'd totally wanna jam out to "Monster Mash." But if you want some fun Snarry stories to read while you work on your sugar high, here are a few for you to check out!
Je m'abandonne
by asecretchord. Rated E. 22k. Veela!Snape. Humor. Mating. Public sex. Student/teacher.
Snape is a wild Veela whose mate has finally come of age, and nothing will stop him from claiming what's his. Not even if that mate happens to be a bewildered Boy-Who-Lived-Again.
Nightbreak
by crystalusagi. Rated E. 4k. Vampire!Harry. Open-ending.
In an Auror raid before Christmas Harry is captured by vampires and turned. Snape tries to cure him.
You Were Myth-Taken
by Hokee. Rated T. 23k. Vampires. Humor & puns.
When vampire attacks hit Hogsmeade, Severus Snape is the prime suspect. With Harry and Albus not taking these accusations seriously and the students threatening to expose him at every turn, this term was going to be just fangtastic.
Unexpected Effects
by made.of.bees. Rated M. 160k. Were-basilisk!Harry. Partners to lovers. Potions master Harry. Drama & adventure.
Two years after being impaled by the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry starts noticing some...odd changes. During eighth year he can no longer pretend, and has to deal with what he's become. In order to do that, he has to get help from someone less-than-ideal. Over the years, Harry and Snape's relationship grows; now with an alternative Snarry ending.
Dragon's Grace
by MagicaDraconia16. Rated M. 22k. Dragoonal. Mating. Crack. No underage. Time jump.
Unbeknownst to everyone, the Dragon Pox vaccine does more than just vaccinate against Dragon Pox. The Potters are in the middle of little Harry’s vaccinations when they must go into hiding. Fast forward to the first Task in the Triwizard Tournament, and the dragon Harry faces calls to a part of him that’s not quite as gone as it should be.
Siren
by @necromanticnoir. Rated E. 6k. Siren!Harry. PWP. Hot as all heck.
Severus Snape was not one for ‘dating’. It fell to him, then, to capture himself a Mate.
Instinctive
by neymovirne. Rated E. 10k. Veela!Harry. Fluff & humor. Courtship. Bob the Cactus. (Don't ask, just read.)
Harry can’t hold his tongue from blurting stupid things, learns something new about himself, and gets a cantankerous companion; not necessarily in that order.
Blood Donor
by Predatrix. Rated E. 15k. Vampire!Snape. Student/teacher. Suicidal ideation.
Prompt: Severus Snape is a vampire. And he wants to suck Harry.
Incubus
by sunshine. Rated E. 163k. Incubus!Harry. Master/slave. Kink. Drama.
Harry Potter comes into his creature inheritance on his sixteenth birthday. He is an Incubus, and is driven to seek out a mate that his subconscious is able to trust. That person is Severus Snape, who takes advantage of the availability of an Incubus -- an inherently submissive creature who will obey his every whim. Together, they find that they're actually well suited to one another, and develop a meaningful relationship.
The Wicked Fairy and His Sweet Prince
by TessaVance. Rated E. 8k. Fairy!Snape. Mpreg. Porn with Plot. AU.
Prince Harry tells Potion Master Severus that he is worried the courtiers will take advantage of his virginity, and does he know of anything that could help?
Severus, well Severus knows quiet a few things that could help now that you mention it.