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He is not fine, but I also treat my plushies the same way so I can’t be upset lol.
I gave him cuddles afterwards. He’s fine-
What makes it worse is that I want to go as Stanford’s past self, specifically when he was slipping into madness due to Bill. Dark circles under the eyes, fake blood dripping from one. Now if only I could afford yellow color contacts. Halfway through Halloween night, the true madness could begin… If I actually had money, Lmao. Until then I’ll still be crazy enough to annoy my family. Also I’ve done the math wrong. It’s proof of my madness. I’ve been in the fan base for nine months twenty days, not ten months. Oh well. Too late for me to come back.
Hello, earring poster back again. Brainrot has gotten worse. I’m planning a Stanford Halloween costume- I’m not safe anymore, he is in my brain. I’ve been in this fanbase for months. I’ve been keeping track. Ten months twenty days. This will be my second gravity falls costume idea (first was Dipper), and I am concerned for my family’s sanity. My poor mother has to deal with my nonsense and nerd ramblings.
oh thats awesome. u need to just wear the costume and walk around ur own house, taking notes of everything, and drive everyone crazy. keep the lights on and the cabinets open. y know. ford things.
ford likes to do that. to sit in people's brains, I mean. he's been eating away at my brain for 2 years now (holy crap). also, it's forever btw, he's always gonna be there
Yes. Just yes.
stanford miku and hatsune pines you're welcome
original inspo image under the cut
63 reasons why Fidds wants to kick Ford’s ass
1. The sass
2. Fucking triangles everywhere Stanford WHY
3. Why must you always be such a pretentious asshole
4. Legwarmers are fab as hell fuck you
5. GO! TO! BED!
6. You talk too much shit for a man who’s never in his life seen a boob
7. Coffee isn’t breakfast
8. YOU STOLE MY HAIR STRIPE THING
9. You fucking ignored my warnings
10. Your roast game is so weak that you had to write down your potential roasts in fear of me roasting you harder in return
11. You have flannel pajamas and won’t teach me how to make my own
12. I’ll pluck this banjo all damn night you can’t stop me
13. Adopted a violent alien as a child
14. Almost mistook that shapeshifter for me and costed us all our work.
15. I’m supposedly your best friend but you didn’t trust me enough to give as much of a hint as to where the hell you got the idea to built a portal to hell in your basement
16. All those precarious stacks of books in our old college dorm room
17. Just make up with your brother already your cold uncaring facade isn’t fooling anyone
18. Why is it that you can outright order me to destroy my inventions but i can’t even inquire as to the safety of yours
19. 4 years in college together as roommates and not once did you ask me out of a date.
20. …And then you’re all salty when i marry someone else
21. You think my southern farm boy habits are gross but when was the last time you showered
22. You said Tate had great eyes, you didn’t pull his bangs back once during your visit
23. You dissed me for being from a hog farm but at least my upbringing was honest
24. Oh, I see how it is, I couldn’t have a pig in the house but your 12 year old niece can
25. You didn’t deactivate the portal before calling your brother over
26. Where the FUCK did my smez dispenser go
27. You got yourself a work out regime but didn’t share it with me
28. Leave my goddamn cubik’s cubes alone
29. You waited until after I made you bacon for breakfast to tell me you were Jewish
30. You won’t just shut up and accept forgiveness
31. You suck at being big spoon
32. Your dab game is WEAK
33. Stop correcting my grammar you know I’m just as smart as you if not more so and it has nothing to do with my word choice
34. You called my banjoing annoying yet you keep on playing the piano at 4-a-fucking-m in the morning
35. Using bigger words doesn’t make you smarter
36. Licorice jelly beans are trash and you know it
37. Molasses is a perfectly reasonable popsicle flavor
38. If I find ONE MORE GOSH DARN SKELETON ON THE PORCH I SWEAR TO GOD
39. What was the one thing I told you not to do tonight? Raise the dead… And what did you do? Raise the dead!!
40. You value the advice of a literal demon over mine
41. For a supposed genius you’re oblivious as hell
42. You think looking at a framed picture of Tesla is the same at looking at your family
43. You talked shit about laptops but fucking what’s the best selling piece of tech?
44. If you needed my help on this project so bad then why are you ignoring literally all of my contributions
45. I survived 30 years without shoes I don’t need em you can’t make me
46. Why I’m God’s name are you wearing a sweater IN SUMMER
47. What is that belt strap across your chest even for? Do you think it makes you look cool? It doesn’t
48. Maybe don’t go poking every button in a literal alien spaceship
49. Learn some god damn basic lab safety please
50. Why did you put that weird symbol into the side of the portal console?
51. Ok so bigfoot is real but palm reading is bogus? Where do you draw the line
52. You threw away that weird squash I gave you that was a HEARTFELT TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP
53. You never let me have a dog
54. You never introduced me to your mother
55. After 30 years of hell you’re still hot somehow and it’s not fair
56. KISS ME YOU FOOL
57. You couldn’t keep your damn mouth shut and hold your brothers hand for 3 seconds to stop the literal apocalypse
58. You almost always made sure I’d skip leg day
59. WITCHCRAFT
60. You said I was being too kind to the plaidypus
61. Just admit you don’t know how to play chess
62. You can’t expect people to trust you if you don’t trust them
63. YOU STILL HAVEN’T KISSED ME
Stanley Pines is basically holding onto the teenaged version of his brother.
That connection is strong enough that it only took two words to get him to drive all the way up to Oregon and then spend three decades trying to bring Ford back. That kind of dedication, that kind of inextinguishable hope, is astounding, and it is not the behavior of someone who blames Ford for closing the window on him, not at all.
So why, then, does Stan care so much? Because to him, Ford is just about the coolest person to exist. Not just because he's astoundingly smart and capable, but also because he was the only person who really cared about him.
There's a lot of talk about suspected physical abuse in the Pines household for the twins growing up, but I think there was a lot of neglect too. I think Ford and Stan really only had each other as kids. That is an intense connection.
For Ford, that connection terrifies him. Because Ford does not want to be that boy. That boy was scared and that boy got knocked around and had to hide behind his twin. That boy was weak and Stanford Pines is not weak, Stanford Pines is special and important and he's going to show the whole goddamn world.
But for Stan... that connection is the only thing that proves he was worth anything. So if his relationship with Ford isn't salvageable...
then is he worth anything at all?
Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.
imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.
Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.
Obsessively studying your recently-resurrected arch-nemesis isn't, like, any kind of mental health red flag, is it? Like that's probably fine right?