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So I assume most people have heard the new Benson Boone song that came out -- y'know, Mystical Magical?
Well, thanks to Bill and Ford, every time I hear it, I CAN ONLY THINK OF THE KARAOKE NIGHT PAGE IN TBOB
SO NOW EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO
thats all thanks for coming to my TED talk or whatever
the devil made me do it
made this out of boredom :D
You're our hero, Stanley.
made this for @aroace-get-out-of-my-face's post bc I needed to let out my sadness
E I hope you like it! :')
E WTF IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
E. THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN FOR THE STAN FUCKING DIES TO THE MEMORY GUN AU (very succinct i know) HAVE ME IN A GODDAMN CHOKEHOLD. HOW DID YOU MAKE "YOU'RE OUR HERO STANLEY" EVEN SADDER????? ford saying that to stan as he's dying is SO. OUHHHHHHHHVGGHHGHHGG. i need to take a walk. 👍
Hello. I hope you're back from your walk because I'm about to hit you again.
I tried to make it come across in the story (idk if I did that well enough) but after Ford fires the memory gun, Stan doesn't die RIGHT AWAY.
The human brain is kinda. Squishy. And there's a level of disconnect between the brain and the body. It's been hypothesized that human death takes a LOT LONGER than we think, hence why people can be "dead" for minutes at a time and seemingly come back to life with no real explanation. But brain death has pretty much been agreed to be the end all of death, give or take the 7 minutes theory (which you all should go Google, that shit is WILD)
Basically, Ford straight up killed his brother with the memory gun. Yanked the memories (and the funtion) straight out of Stan's brain, which shut it down.
The memory gun was so invasive that it made Stan's brain forget how to be a brain. It no longer functioned, at all.
Without a brain telling them what to do, the heart and lungs sort of just. Stopped. Working all together. No lungs means no oxygen, so Stan's brain kind of just suffocated and died.
Now TRADITIONALLY, this process would have probably taken like. The three minutes it took for the air in Stan's lungs to run out, the minute or so when his body went "AW FUCK THE AIR" but didn't (couldnt) do anything because the brain is mush, and then another six or seven minutes where the brain suffocated and hemorrhaged and the heart stopped.
Don't quote me on this, I'm not a doctor.
All of this to say, Stan was alive, but not breathing, for a few minutes after the first impact of the memory gun, which gave enough time for A, Bill Cipher to kick it (he's DEAD NOW WHOOO VICTORY) and for the world to put itself back together again.
It also gave his brain enough time to take in the smallest input, mainly, to allow Stan in his last moments to be aware of Ford speaking, calling, and then shaking him, trying to shake him away, trying to wake him up. Trying to get him to breathe.
But the brain is gone. It's mush, up and went kaput. And Ford would have realized this, probably quickly.
There's not. Really anything to do here. Theres no wound to mend, no cpr is going to work, no amount of electricity can make Stan's heart work again if the brain is gone. If they'd have gotten to a hospital fast enough to get Stan on life support, the hospital would have declared him brain dead anyway.
There's nothing to do here.
So Ford holds his brother. Squeezes, and tries to come up with something on the spot, something that Stan might understand, just a little bit.
"You're our hero, Stanley."
So Stan, drifting out as his spirit is plucked from his body, hears that, but he doesn't know what it means. It isn't until later that he hears it again, that he understands.
Also, side note! The reason Ford doesn't see this memory (and thus believes Stan's last moments were full of fear) is because this happens AFTER the memory gun is shot. This is a memory Stan remembers all on his own, and it helps him remember EVERYTHING.
Im not going to regaile you with what I think Stan's funeral was like (that might be TOO sad, even for me to do that to you) but i think its important to add that Stan's death was painless.
Utterly, and completely. His last moments, his exact last moments, with Ford holding him, were comfortable. If you were to ask Stan, saving the world and then dying, at home, is exactly where he would have wanted to be.
just some silly doodles I made today!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64938397/chapters/166928632
Okay. So. I made a thing.
It is my Frankentwins AU! There will be more chapters, I just don't know when I'm going to write them.
Enjoy! :D
Some art for what I am tentatively calling my Frankentwins AU!
Uncolored ver. below cut
GUYS. GUYS. I just had a terrible but wonderfully angsty AU concept come to me.
A Frankenstan AU except its ALSO Frankenford. Bill somehow does end up killing Ford, maybe by throwing him off of the roof of his house or something- that part doesn't really matter. Ford just has to die. BUT since Bill can possess dead bodies, he keeps using Ford's to build the portal. Ford's ghost somehow gets a postcard to Stan, but when he shows up, Bill is there with a crossbow. Now both Pines twins are dead and no one knows about it except them.
So now the Stans have to go through their own deaths while also mourning for each other AND have an awkward reunion AS GHOSTS. Maybe they find a way to get Fiddleford to bring them back to life or at least get Bill out of Ford's corpse, then break the portal.
Does any of this make sense or am I rambling
@aroace-get-out-of-my-face I FINISHED IT! I hope you like it ^^
More of my Frankenstan AU and a random Fiddleford :D
Small piece I'm working on as fanart for Abandon My Eulogy by @aroace-get-out-of-my-face! Hope you like it!
FRANKENSTAN AU
YALL ITS TAKING OVER MY BRAIN AHHHHHH
This is my take on it: Bill shoots Stan instead of Ford.
just some silly stuff I wanted to draw :)
enjoy!
rewatched the finale and wanted to draw that one scene yk
I just wanted to write something real quick about the whole situation with artsymeeshee.
For those who don't know, she was recently accused of shipping the Stan twins despite having explicitly stated that she does not and that none of her art is ship art.
I just want to make one thing clear: SIBLING RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT ROMANTIC. Cuddling/snuggling is NOT a sexual/romantic act and its COMPLETELY NORMAL for family members to do that. If you see it as a ship, that is YOUR PROBLEM. It's just gross to even think about shipping family members with each other. Just stop it. Please. If you do ship family members, then keep it to yourself and don't accuse anyone of things that aren't true. All it does is make you look bad, not the person you accused.
And I guess this is sort of a gift for you, @artsymeeshee (I hope its okay that I tagged you!), because I just feel horrible about that whole situation. I'm glad you're feeling better about it! You're a huge inspiration to a lot of people, including me, so don't let anyone force you to stop posting your gorgeous art. You're amazing. I hope you like the art! :D
Cuddling Stan Twins. Deal with it, haters :)
I FINISHED IT HOORAY
the last couple panels are little rushed but I wanted to make sure I got it done within a reasonable amount of time :D
enjoy! (click the pictures for better quality if needed)
its done! Hope you like it <3
i am working on the comic I promise but I had to get this idea onto paper lol
i'll post the finished art soon
i am working on the comic I promise but I had to get this idea onto paper lol
i'll post the finished art soon
ok its gonna happen!
hoping I'll finish it by next week but it might take a little longer
should I turn that scene from journal three where ford goes to the truck stop for coffee and flips out into a comic
cause it sounds fun to draw
idk if i'd color it though
should I turn that scene from journal three where ford goes to the truck stop for coffee and flips out into a comic
cause it sounds fun to draw
idk if i'd color it though
Oh, how I love drawing this tortured scientist
kinda late but it's (was) Fiddleford Friday!!!
STAN TWINS BONDING IDEAAAA
OK SO. I was watching the movie WALL-E with my little sister a few nights ago, and I thought: What if the Stan twins watched it?
Obviously Mabel probably would make them watch it bc its a romance and she loves those, but it would also be relatively new in the GF timeline (the movie came out in 2008 so it would only be 5-ish years old in 2013)
HOWEVER.
The end of the movie end with EVE and WALL-E finally getting together, but not before EVE has to fix WALL-E. And what happens after that?
WALL-E HAS NO MEMORIES.
So I was thinking that the Stans would get sorta emotional at that part because like. They kinda had to go through the same thing? I mean, OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE (do NOT reblog and tag as a ship or so help me), but the concept is similar.
Jut a silly, angst-filled idea I had. Carry on with your day :)
help its 2 in the morning and I have school tomorrow
but I remembered I drew a stupid college Ford from that one photo of him and Fiddleford and don't know where it went
and I want to post it but its missing
"God, I miss sleep." -Stanford Pines, Journal 3, probably February 1982
Stan: “Yes… it’s tImE TO FUCKING GO!!”
Thanks for the amazing @metal-welder for the idea!! :D
reblogging so I don't lose it and so that EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS MASTERPIECE
stan gets high on pain meds: the tumblr post
some Stan and Ford doodles for your enjoyment
more of my art lol
the bill one is from a while ago tbh I forgot I made it