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"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
Ah yes. Valentine’s day is the day where lonely people like me just start drawing self-inserts.
and then brainrot in different kinds of fandoms
I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
My Life As Dumb Quotes That My Family and Friends Have Said
Mom: *looking at my failed vision test from school* How long have you not been able to see?
Me: Umm, 6 months at least?
Mom: 6 months?! Why didn’t you tell me you couldn’t see?
Me: I forgot
Mom: How the hell do you forget that you can’t see?!
Me: I DON’T KNOW?!!
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Mom: I love your innocence Kitty but you do need to know how sex works
Me: *joking* So I can watch porn?
Mom: Sure go ahead, watch porn
Me: *choking on my drink*
Mom: I mean if you’re going to be lesbian you might as well know your way around the pussy
My siblings: *laughing their asses off*
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Primm (my sister): Hey I’m going to B&B, what do you want?
Me: Uhhh, a tea?
Primm: What kind?
Me: A tea???
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Me: *showing my aunt my art* You know you’re the only person who has seen my art and hasn’t called me a furry.
My aunt: What’s a furry?
Me: .......
A few hours later
Me talking to my friend: Nevermind she only didn’t call me a furry because she didn’t know what it was.
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Primm: I don’t use Netflix for ONE WEEK and suddenly my recommendation is filled with THIS!!
✨ Anime ✨
Me and Kilo (my brother): *sweating nervously*
Kilo: Your siblings are huge weebs. Deal with it.
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Me: *talking with my brother and two of my male cousins about anime and Pokémon*
Primm: *walks into the doorway with their sister*
Everyone: ....
Primm: .....
Primm and my cousin: *Turns around and leaves* Nope! I’m not dealing with this weeb stuff right now!
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Primm: Hey mom, do you know where Kitty is? I can’t find her anywhere and I’m starting to get worried.
Mom: She went to go hang out with her friends.
Primm: SHE LEFT THE HOUSE?!
The next morning
Primm: Mom, Kitty didn’t come home last night.
Mom: Yeah she was spending the night.
Primm: SHE DID WHAT?!
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Primm: *Walks into the room, sick as hell*
Me: So when did you realize you were sick?
Primm: When I threw up this morning.
Me: You still went to school even though you threw up?
Primm: I didn’t go to school.
Me: YOU WERE IN THE HOUSE?!
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Kilo: Kitty, come help me with the groceries!
Me: I can’t I have a cat.
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Kilo: Every time I say that I don’t want to spend time with you, you always talk about how I never do something with you when you ask!!
Me: Because you always say no.
Mom: She is right you know.
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My Literature teacher: Quarantine has ruined your guys’ social skills.
Me: Bold of you to assume that I had social skills to begin with.
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My Bio Teacher: So how was your guys’ weekends?
Me: *screams*
My Bio Teacher: Same
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Me: *at school, calling my mom* Mom I think I’m sick
Mom: I’m coming to pick you up.
Me: Wait what?
Mom: If you say you think you’re sick then you are probably on death’s doorstep. I’m coming to pick you up.
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My friend: So we just had a 30 minute discussion in our class about wether or not murder is okay.
Me: Please raise your hand saying it’s not okay, so that everyone doesn’t think you’re a psychopath.
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My Literature Teacher: Alright guys, time to have a great time telling each other about our loss of childhood innocence! 😃
I just found this quiz and it’s, phenomenal
