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“Inconceivable! Such a paltry spell could never trump the plainly better spell, Greater Summon Walrus.”
“Blasphemy! Summon Greater Walrus is far better than your paltry spell.”
“You dare insult the ancient tradition of Summons!?”
“I do! Summons are stupid and you know it! Why have a familiar that forbids you from summoning others who may aid you? It is madness! Madness, I say!”
“It is not! You would not need to summon others if you had a Summon yourself!”
“It is! What use is a Walrus Summon who is only helpful in exiguous situations when you could summon countless things useful in those distinct conditions and summon the Walrus when necessary?”
“It is not! And You, my brother in spells, have crossed the line!”
“You dare to insult my honour!? I have crossed no such line!”
“You have!”
“I have not!”
“Have!”
“Have not!”
“Have!”
“Have not!”
“Have!”
“Have not!”
“Have!”
“Have not!”
“Have not!”
“Have!”
“Ha! So you admit it!”
“I did nothing of the sort, you-!”
“...”
“I did, didn't I…”
“You did.”
“Damn you and your mind games, David.”
“You say that but you always fall for them, Joseph.”
Story inspired by the "Two wizards debate on which is the better spell: 'Summon Greater Walrus; or 'Greater Summon Walrus' prompt by @writing-prompt-s