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Brett: gives Peter resin in exchange for case info

Peter: *currently in his "sharpening things" phase*

(there's a reason Rhodey and Tony refuse to give Peter resin)

Tony: ...Peter, what did you make

Peter: A KNIFE!

Tony: NO!

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fic: in technicolor by deniigiq

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if i was actively seeking excruciating mental pain and a lot of snotty crying in theaters, i would have recommended they make stephen, while making the spell for people to forget peter, have an unusual bout of uncertain and stilted speech and say something along the lines of "he didn't make me promise to--but tony would have--wanted me to keep you... he wouldn't have wanted..." and for peter to smile bitterly and shrug a little and say "well. tony--i guess it doesn't really matter any more." everything else can stay and everything else goes as it does in canon.

but of course i am not actively seeking any more excruciating mental pain and snotty sobbing than the movie already gifted me

Clint: How come when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast, but when you put a bagel in a toaster it's still a bagel? Like sure it's a toasted bagel but it's not like we ever call toast 'toasted bread'.

Avengers:

Tony: How come I still let you live here? You're a literal plague.

Unable are the Loved to Die | Peter Parker Fic

(June 2011)

“Is killing people wrong?” Peter asked.

Mary put the pencil she was holding down and looked at her creation. Peter was sitting in Richard’s chair with his head resting in his arms on the table. He looked so innocent then, with his cherub cheeks, wide eyes, and freckles, but the question that fell from his mouth was so complex.

How could a robot understand morality?

“Yes,” Mary said.

“Then, why do I do it?”

“Because, it's what you were made to do.”

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When Tony Stark recovers a shut down cyborg on a routine Hydra raid, he makes it his own personal mission to get the bot working again.

This story idea has been floating around my head for a long time! I only have a couple chapters written, but it's been an interesting one to play around with. Peter Parker or 'SPY-DER' is a decommissioned Hydra killing machine created by none other than Richard and Mary Parker. In Tony's excitement to apply the Ultron program to his Iron Legion, he accidentally wakes up not one, but two murder bots.