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1 year ago
I Kept The Heels On Purposefully, He’s Just So Girly Pop 💗
I Kept The Heels On Purposefully, He’s Just So Girly Pop 💗
I Kept The Heels On Purposefully, He’s Just So Girly Pop 💗

I kept the heels on purposefully, he’s just so girly pop 💗


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2 weeks ago

Stop looking at me


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2 years ago
I Drew Deadpool For Absolutely No Reason At All And I Love It 🥰
I Drew Deadpool For Absolutely No Reason At All And I Love It 🥰

I drew deadpool for absolutely no reason at all and I love it 🥰


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3 weeks ago

i forgot my fucking gun in the uber


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8 months ago

Y/N being obsessed with Wolverine

Y/N Being Obsessed With Wolverine

WARNING: SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE SAVE AND READ LATER ;)

Warning: Dirty flirting

Wade and Y/N go way back so when he’s captured by the TVA she ends up with him. 

OK so maybe she’s like his sidekick.

She has the same suit but sexier.

Through all the jumps to different Wolverines Y/N is thrilled by the handsome man. 

Wade has always known that she found him attractive. 

When they get to the “right” one she immediately flirts with him.

“Wow, aren't you like the sexiest man alive?” She flirts.

Deadpool looks at her through his mask like “bitch,really?” 

Logan snorts at her and finishes his drink.

Seeing him in his suit? Oh she’s in love. 

She runs his fingers up his muscles and sighs, “Made in heaven.” 

Logan raises his eyebrow at her and turns to Deadpool, “She’s like you but hotter.” 

He called her hot? Oh she gets more handsy. 

Even though she’s Deadpool's sidekick she stays out of the fights between them and is the one that breaks them up.

“You’re supposed to be my sidekick! Just because you want to fuck him doesn’t mean that title goes away.” Wade tells her.

“If he wasn’t here right now I would do the nastiest things to you.” She purrs. 

He looks at her up and down and considers it. 

“I heard that!”

When Deadpool wraps his arms around Johnny, Y/N does the same with Wolverine.

“You’re so buff and muscular. It’s hard to keep my hands off ya.” 

Cassandra gets inside Y/N’s mind and calls her a whore. 

Y/N smirks at Wolverine, “Only for you big boy.”

“Well since you don’t wanna join them in taking her down, Can I suck your dick?” 

Her suit gets nearly shredded and both Deadpool and Wolverine stare at her body, “If you don’t fuck her, I will.” Wade says. 

Wolverine snorts at that.

Seeing Wolverine with his mask nearly made her cum, “And here I was thinking that you couldn’t get hotter. I was wrong.” She sighs, dreamily.  

She cried when she thought she lost both her bestie and her dream man. 

But when he came out shirtless that thought went away. 

“Oh baby you’re gonna have to fuck me soon. I don’t know how long I can take it.” She says.

He chuckles and takes off his mask.

He pulls her into a kiss and she happily accepts.

Deadpool rolls his eyes as the kiss gets deeper, “Okay we get it! You guys wanna fuck. Disney won’t allow that.” 

Y/N breaks the kiss with a love sickening smile.

Wolverine looks down at her with the same look. 

“Ok fuckheads. Let’s get going!” Deadpool says.

Both of them sigh but walk hand in hand.

“You take good care of her and no babies until after marriage.” Logan rolls his eyes. 

“No promises friendo. We are fucking like rabbits tonight.” She smirks at him.


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8 months ago

#til that wolverines can be tamed and trained wtf#oh my god i love animals holy shit#THERES A WOLVERINE THAT CAN SMELL OUT AVALANCHE VICTIMS LIKE A RESCUE DOG OH MY GOD#SORRY FOR THE SIDEBAR BUT WOW I LOVE ANIMALS AND ALSO THIS POST IS CORRECT LMAO <- Tags from @casscainsbiceps

I DID NOW KNOW THIS LMAOOO

ITS EVEN MORE FITTING AT THAT POINT, HONESTLY. MAKING USE OF HIS SENSITIVE NOSE AND ALSO SOMETIMES MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR FUSSING ABOUT CERTAIN SCENTS.

THANK YOU 🙌🙏🙌🙏

Wolverine is an interesting name for Logan.

While he is somewhat feral and hairy, yes, that’s not enough to go off of when Scott and the Professor stumble on him in those woods. Another trait of a wolverine is that they are easily domesticable. Easily tamed, in a way. Xavier took one look at Logan, who was broken and scared, invaded his mind to shape it how he saw fit, and named him after one of the most tamable wild species. And even still in the X-Men, he is shamed for his animalistic instincts. He is expected to be tame and civilized, is expected to be domesticated like many wild animals people bring into their homes. And when he acts on these less desirable instincts, he is cast out, in a way. When he lashes out, whether in some sort of courtship- much like a wolverine- or because of overstimulation, he is scorned and tosses aside until he is ‘presentable’ or docile. He is fundamentally deprived of the pack activities from the very animal he is named after, and is just expected to be okay. He is expected to discard these instincts, and yet he is named after the very thing these instincts resemble. He is used as a work animal, sent into dangerous situations like a canary in a cave, only to be retrieved and saved if someone may be fond of him- like someone may be fond of a pet. Logan is presented as an animal, and is yet expected to act like a man.

Anyways, Scott/Storm/Wade is the white lady who takes one look at a traumatized fight dog, goes ‘oh, buppy’, and has that thing spoiled in a week.


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8 months ago

Wolverine is an interesting name for Logan.

While he is somewhat feral and hairy, yes, that’s not enough to go off of when Scott and the Professor stumble on him in those woods. Another trait of a wolverine is that they are easily domesticable. Easily tamed, in a way. Xavier took one look at Logan, who was broken and scared, invaded his mind to shape it how he saw fit, and named him after one of the most tamable wild species. And even still in the X-Men, he is shamed for his animalistic instincts. He is expected to be tame and civilized, is expected to be domesticated like many wild animals people bring into their homes. And when he acts on these less desirable instincts, he is cast out, in a way. When he lashes out, whether in some sort of courtship- much like a wolverine- or because of overstimulation, he is scorned and tosses aside until he is ‘presentable’ or docile. He is fundamentally deprived of the pack activities from the very animal he is named after, and is just expected to be okay. He is expected to discard these instincts, and yet he is named after the very thing these instincts resemble. He is used as a work animal, sent into dangerous situations like a canary in a cave, only to be retrieved and saved if someone may be fond of him- like someone may be fond of a pet. Logan is presented as an animal, and is yet expected to act like a man.

Anyways, Scott/Storm/Wade is the white lady who takes one look at a traumatized fight dog, goes ‘oh, buppy’, and has that thing spoiled in a week.


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8 months ago
Something Something, Living Rent Free In My Mind And Such, Anyway I Love Them.
Something Something, Living Rent Free In My Mind And Such, Anyway I Love Them.

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.


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1 year ago

Anyways obviously the only correct way to have Deadpool in the spiderverse is if there's just one Deadpool. And he keeps ending up in different universes causing shenanigans but it's always the same Deadpool. He switches art styles/appearance depending on universe. The go-home machine can't figure out if he even has a home universe. (Believe me Miguel has tried.) He hits on most age-appropriate spideys and then hits on their MJs too. Villains in most universes seem to inexplicably know him, or at least know of him. He keeps getting kicked out of HQ. He's 100% aware that all this logic only works because it's an epic crossover and the writers wanted it that way.


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8 months ago

I’m watching the Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman puppy interview and the question “what’s your love language?” comes up… RYAN RESPONDED WITH “unblinking violence on camera” DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE IS A GAY LOVE STORY BETWEEN WADE AND LOGAN AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!!


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8 months ago

Ah yes I too unfortunately suffer from dilfsexia

kittycatcrackhead - the ramblings of a cat

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7 months ago

Uuuuuuuuggggghhhh my god. These men drive me mental. I despise them. I hold them dearly. I need to squeeze them like stress toys.

yet another “they should’ve kept this in the movie” from me


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7 months ago

Reblogging this cool ass art so people see it

Working On Something Bigger And Angsty Rn So Here’s Some Sketches In The Meantime!
Working On Something Bigger And Angsty Rn So Here’s Some Sketches In The Meantime!

working on something bigger and angsty rn so here’s some sketches in the meantime!

Working On Something Bigger And Angsty Rn So Here’s Some Sketches In The Meantime!

(you guys know the drill)


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7 months ago

Their marriage is falling apart. This is tragic

they’re married with kids. it’s confirmed yall


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3 months ago

my special birthday present to me is forcing everyone to revisit some of the stuff I wrote for my absolutely batshit bananas Danny Phantom/Ben 10/Deadpool crossover I have, because it’s absolutely the best work I’ve ever done, and I wish I had more time to make more of it

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6 months ago

Okay last post for today

Okay Last Post For Today

I really like this one, it's cool!


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3 months ago
Spider-Man’s At Work, Time For Undead Boys To Meme.
Spider-Man’s At Work, Time For Undead Boys To Meme.
Spider-Man’s At Work, Time For Undead Boys To Meme.
Spider-Man’s At Work, Time For Undead Boys To Meme.
Spider-Man’s At Work, Time For Undead Boys To Meme.
Spider-Man’s At Work, Time For Undead Boys To Meme.
Spider-Man’s At Work, Time For Undead Boys To Meme.

Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.

Fic link here!


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