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3 months ago

Y'know those people who try to be funny and always fail, but they sometimes say the funniest things that have ever graced your eardrums unironically? With a straight face? Not actually anticipating or attempting to receive laughter?

My friend fell down the stairs the other day and they said to me today: "The devil couldn't reach me so he put me in a two story house."

@avendoki is now accidentally the fourth funniest friend of mine from that one sentence ALONE.


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