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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Since no one asked, I'mma yap about my au

(idk why I'm putting this here but just in case anyone gets confused: (name) = reader)

pt. 1 pt. 2

pls ignore how bad the pic is 🙏🏾😭

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

In this au, it takes place somewhere in the middle/end where the events do happen but there's a twist:

Bee is a whoops baby

(name) and Optimus already have a kid of their own

Elita-1 and (name) have slight beef with each other

And in this post, I'm gonna break this down and explain as best as I can.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

I'm gonna start with:

"Who is Striker?"

Striker is the kid of Optimus and (name).

"Why'd you give them a kid?"

To try and make the story sound a little more interesting(???). And as I was making this I thought "hmm, wouldn't it be nice if reader and OP had a sparkling so that way the drama was a little bit more complicated?"

"What is Striker's gender/ what do they look like?"

Well I'm glad you asked! even tho I can't draw, Striker is a femme that took more of (name)'s personality but mostly has Optimus' frame (and colors but Striker has (name)'s optics).

"How'd you come up with the name?"

I came up with it as I was making the picture and after like 30 minutes of thinking "alright, fuck it we calling 'em Striker"

"How old is Striker?"

I would say that Striker is about 4-5 (or 6) during the events while only being one year older than Bee.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"What is the beef between (name) and Elita-1/how did it start?"

After the events in the fic (name) is angry at Elita because:

She never knew one of her closest friends would be in a secret relationship with her supposed lover

(name) believes that its mostly Elita's fault for allowing Optimus to just swoon her into dating him.

On Elita's side of the story:

She really doesn't do anything about it because she knows those things are true and now their relationship is strained because of her actions (same thing with Optimus).

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"What is Optimus' relationship with Striker and Bee?"

even though after the whole incident and basically divorcing w/ (name) Optimus decided that even though they split, he still wanted to be part of Striker's life and at least try to be a father figure.

As for Bee, he's mostly there with him more than he is with Striker (but he doesn't realize that because he's trying so hard to be a father figure to the both of them) and it makes (name) really upset making them think that he's only with Bee because it's his and Elita's kid.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"Does (name) stay with the Autobots?"

Even though she is angry at Optimus and Elita (name) decided to stay with The Autobots and doesn't join the Deceptions for the sake of Striker.

"Does (name) end up being with someone else?"

Yes and No. After the incident and everything happening, (name) doesn't focus on finding someone else, they focus on Striker and being with The Autobots but they sometimes do get a bit flirty with Ratchet.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑟𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑎𝑢!!! 𝑙𝑚𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘!!! :)

new ringtone btw

y'know what? Me yapping about my "The Other Woman" au is gonna be the Christmas special

edit: it's posted!

guys I swear if you let me yap about this, I'll make it make sense plsss

edit: it's posted!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 (𝐩𝐭.𝟐)

𝐖𝐅𝐂!𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ ꒰ ⌨ ✰ 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟 ⁱˢ ᵗʸᵖⁱⁿᵍ··· ꒱ | ೃ࿔₊•

𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒➤ 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠𝑡

(𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡?) 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠?: 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔?, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑂𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑢𝑝 (𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑖𝑡?) 𝑛𝑜 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦/𝑛 (𝐼 𝑢𝑠𝑒 "(𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒)" 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑑)

𝐩𝐭.𝟏

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

You froze, a wave of emotions hit you. Anger, heartbreak, surprise and worst of all, betrayal as you realized...

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬' 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞....

You struggle to contain your emotions as your legs felt weak, tears threatened to spill form your optics. Your anger just wanted to spill over the top, but you managed to control yourself to quickly and silently leave the scene.

When Optimus and Elita finally departed, the air felt tense

"𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚..𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬... 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠"

You try to keep your emotions in check, but couldn't help it. You just saw your supposed lover kiss another and it's even worse that you considered Elita-1 a friend

When finally reaching your chambers, it all just comes crashing down. Never ending tears flow from your optics, you craddle your knees to your chest and just cry, cry and cry until. You hear a knock

"(𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞), 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮"

silence...

you wanted to scream soo badly but decided to suck it up and give him a piece of your mind as you stood and spoke.

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧"

As you crossed your arms with a frown, the door slowly opens revealing a "concered" Optimus.

"𝐈𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠-"

"𝐍𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬"

You didn't even let him finish, but you didn't care, anger was the only thing you felt right now.

"𝐖-𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭-"

"𝐈𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚"

You just couldn't stop as the emotions just boiled over and you were not in the mood right now.

silence...

"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥?"

more silence

"(𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞), 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧-"

"𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬? 𝐎𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭?"

silence

"𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬.... 𝐖𝐡𝐲? 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞?"

Your voice broke, still struggling to contain your emotions.

silence

"𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈...𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫"

"'𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲' 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞?, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 '𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭'?"

"𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬... 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡?"

"...."

"𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫"

you decided to give him one last look before going back into your chambers

"𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐎𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬"

and you closed the door in his face, all that you hear is him sighing before walking away. It took you a while to call down and not confront Elita. You tried so hard to think this was a dream but you keep realizing that

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝐼 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝐹𝐿𝑂𝑃𝑃𝐸𝐷 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑐 (𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑝𝑡. 1 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 😭😭😭) 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑙𝑚𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 (𝐼 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒)

im bored, so I'mma have my inbox open for a while :3

sneak peek cuz why not! >.<

SAME THING WITH THIS AND YET I'VE ONLY SEEN THE TRAILER 😭😭😭😭

Ive only seen the Wicked trailer and I'm already seeing similarities

you can't convince me otherwise

AWHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD WTFFFF AND I JUST LISTENED TO THIS SONG MINUTES AGO 😭😭😭😭

completed cliffjumper x mirage animation ‪‪❤︎‬ !

yippie! and I'll be doing the self insert too! (srry guys, I haven't finished the Star Lore yet😞)

even tho I forgot to take a picture of it, I had "Elphabas Cold Brew" and usually I don't like bittersweet drinks, it was very good

am I the only one who just found out that Starbucks has new Wicked drinks???

am I the only one who just found out that Starbucks has new Wicked drinks???

savemed16... saveme...

got bored, so I decided to do Stars VC :D

everyone but especially!:

@fckedupdreamer112 @tadpoletiddles @berry-chewer @mimylore @c0wb0ypants @bibi-likes-to-draw @soosoosoup @cyber333angel @cherrymentholkiz @veneerpossibly

lil sneak peek, might finish the fic tomorrow

....... I suddenly have the urge to make this an angst fic.....

its like 12:18 am over here and I CAN NOT SLEEP 😭

Aw tyy!

guys I know it's November but I wasn't thinking as I drew this

my oc Star in a beach fit! :D

guys I know it's November but I wasn't thinking as I drew this

my oc Star in a beach fit! :D

but I was able to make some Ocs that I made on some websites 😭😭😭😭

I dunno, I was bored and was curious

Alright!!!!

Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog)

2. Orion Pax, D16 (Transformers One)

3. Jake Sully (Avatar/ATWOW)

4. Poppy (Trolls)

5. Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony)

6. Emily (The Corpse Bride)

7. Kenji Sato (Ultraman: Rising)

8. Apple White (Ever After High)

9. Miles Morales (Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

10. Logan Howlett (X-Men)

Tagging!

@adore-mimy @bibi-likes-to-reblog @brozonesbackk @tadpoletiddles @berry-chewer @brrypiiix

10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS

list ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!

tyty for the tag @ecofear :3

Stanford Pines [Gravity Falls]

Zevran [Dragon Age]

Karlach [Baldur's Gate 3]

Venom [Marvel]

Zagreus [Hades Game]

Lucio [Overwatch 2]

Omen [Valorant]

Clementine [The Walking Dead games]

Inigo [Skyrim, a followers mod]

Nick Valentine [Fallout 4]

Tags, if you don't wanna dw about it! : @audhdgoku @misteria247 @localcanadiancreature62 @alinnsurana @bella-bella-bee @lapin-noire @ultimaid @onedollopofsourcream @the-trickster-of-time @feelboss

i am just ITCHING to make a OrionxD16xme self insert but I can't draw 😔😔😔

WHAT IS TFO? 🤨

Transformers One 😭😭😭 I keep forgetting that some people haven't even seen it yet😭😭😭

guys, does anyone have any tips and/or a guide on how to make a na'vi oc???? cuz it's like every time I try to draw it just never comes out right 😭😭😭

(I'm still new to the fandom so my knowledge on the na'vi isn't that deep 😭😭😭)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!

guys........

I just rewatched Avatar, ATWOW, X-Men, X2 AND Spider Man: Across The Spider Verse but...... I'm slowly getting back into my Avatar, X-Men, and Spider Man phase..... (Dw I still like trolls but I might change my account to fit the themes for these fandoms or smth)

I'm sorry 😭

plus I already have ocs in mind 😭😭😭

OK SO, I HAVE A NEW OC!!!! :D and to say sorry for not being active I give you....

MINA!!!!

I got the idea to make Mina from @funktrolls human Bruce design, I just think he needed kid fourteen and/or a flower child

The flower she's based off of: (violets)

MINA LOREEEEEEEE:

Ok ok I'll try to do it the best I can to explain since I'm not thank good at explaining 😭😭😭

🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻

🪻I like to headcanon that there are other genre trolls, different univeres and that wormholes just sometimes appear throughout all of Trolldom

🪻How I like to put it is that Mina's from a universe/ city called Sanremo and/or the City of Flowers (yes I got the name from google, I'm sorry)

🪻So it was just a normal day in Sanremo, Mina playing in the outskirts of the city (even though she's been repeatedly told it's dangerous)

🪻Mina was being adventurous and was running around, enjoying the nature finding it beautiful, but then a wormhole just randomly appeared, being to late to react, she ends failing into it and being washed up onto Vacy Island unconscious

🪻but just to Minas luck, Bruce was able to take her back home and was making sure she was alright until she gained consciousness

and that's it for now!

like I said I'm super sorry for not being that active, art blocks been kicking my ass

But I'll be able to upload p2 of Minas lore somewhere around tomorrow :3

🪻thanks for reading!!!🪻

THE WAY ROSIE IS LOOKING AT HIM IT'S TOO CUTE I CAN'T 😭😭😭

Trying to figure out how to draw Bruce and I gotta say what a happy guy, this guy is just so full of joy good for him good for him. Also he is totally like favorite uncle, he’s got that fatherly aura about him.

(GROPY AU😞💔)