The Grass Is Green The Sky Is Blue Except To Me Cause I Wouldn't Know I Only See You

the grass is green the sky is blue except to me cause i wouldn't know i only see you

4/10 pickup line, the idea is there but the execution is too wordy.

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1 year ago
More Messy Colored Pencil Shenanigans✨

More messy colored pencil shenanigans✨


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1 year ago
Wanted To Paint This Dog
Wanted To Paint This Dog

Wanted to paint this dog

1 month ago

Listen all my joints hurt and I’m tired all the time, but yesterday someone I love rested their head on my shoulder while we watched cartoons on our beat up couch, so I’m doing pretty good all things considered.


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1 year ago

Really wish all the “low impact” exercise routines I find weren’t hyper focused on like squats and lunges and shit. Like bro, my knees DO NOT WORK. They simply do not function properly. If I do 15 squats today I’m not going to be able to walk properly for literal days.

…….but like I’m so tired and I NEED to work out to help with my fatigue, and I don’t have the attention span for yoga right now. So I do the five bajillion squats anyway.

And I’m stupid so I forget that that’s a bad idea, so when I’m in an incredible amount of pain just walking up and down the stairs for the rest of the week, I’ll be like

Really Wish All The “low Impact” Exercise Routines I Find Weren’t Hyper Focused On Like Squats

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1 year ago

There are not enough sexy drawings of cryptids. Where is the Loveland Frogman with abs? Where is the Fresno Nightcrawler as a nervous little twink? Where is mothman’s dick???


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4 months ago

Apparently doctors are allowed to just

“Hey I’d like to become a patient here”

“Cool we’re excepting new patients gimme your records”

“Okay here”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmm….. actually we don’t like you go away”

“Wait what? But you said you were accepting new—“

“Mmmmm yeah we’re accepting new patients, just not you :)”

“But you’re covered by my insurance, and you said—“

“Bye bye :) shoo :) no doctor for you :)”


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11 months ago

quick question. ik bigger blogs have asked this but this isnt for the major populous, this is for my followers cus theyre the only ones who might care idk

also answer if theres any you absolutely dont like to read


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11 months ago

shaking myself (very gently) . being in pain takes a lot of energy!!!!!! being in pain is exhausting!!!!!!! you are not lazy or weak because you need to spend so much time resting, this is your body coping with how much pain you’re in literally 24/7!!!!!!!!!

1 year ago

Hi I’m hyperfixated on Project Sekai, have a lil Kohane, as a treat

Hi I’m Hyperfixated On Project Sekai, Have A Lil Kohane, As A Treat

Also her with her glasses still because I love this game but did we REALLY need to do the whole “she takes off her glasses and she’s so confident and pretty” like can we just let a girl be nearsighted please

Hi I’m Hyperfixated On Project Sekai, Have A Lil Kohane, As A Treat

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