If we colonize Mars there will finally be life on another planet
My dad keeps going on about how he left the damn sprinkler on all night because he was tired from the gym.
Fucking first world problems.
Anybody else just sitting around minding their own shit and suddenly feel and/or think something and then immediately think What the actual Fuck afterwards.
I recently bought biker jeans. These are the best, they help so much with my social anxiety it's nice to have something that I can use as tactile relief and I can listen to instead of getting overestimulated by music
Bring you spiritual marshmallows, our pastor is on fire.(I saw this at one of our neighborhood churches what the ACTUAL fuck.)
I need a break from myself sometimes.
Anybody want this kind of life too? 🥺