The Names Practice

naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

Taste closed

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah