Activationskill - Oc Blog

I was definitely not built for human interaction I was built to stare at turkey vultures circle in the sky above the river

I mean yeah I guess you could make me your blade, what with me being an empty vessel with no sense of self it would probably be pretty easy, but right now I'm kinda hungry so I can't really think about that. Oh, you'll feed me in order to establish a base, animalistic trust response in me? Fuck yeah that sounds great actually.

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

i don't care if monday's shit. tuesday wednesday suck my dick,

blessed be my beautiful baka life ^_^

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

sometimes you just have to say fuck my stupid baka life and move on

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet