This Is Briliant

Man, I wish you didn't need to cut your eye hair. I get so scared by the razor.

Behold the Majesty of Clockwork Dragon’s Expanded Armory

Some of you may remember a few months back, when I released my supplement on “Advanced Munitions.” As much time and effort I put into that project, something just never seemed quite right. Not all the weapons in it were actually firearms, The ones that were there had a vast discrepancy in power compared to core weapons, and I felt like I did an over-all poor job of categorizing and keeping in line with the official books. On top of that, as I was comparing what I had made to the official weapons in the PHB, I realized that the phb weapons were sort of poorly balanced themselves. All of them functioned well enough on their own, but some weapons were just clearly better than others, and a few weapons were just trash from a mechanical standpoint, usually because said weapon’s effectiveness in actual combat came from its ability to be used in interesting ways. I wanted to try and address this, so with the help of my Discord, I picked apart every weapon, came up with a set of 21 different weapon properties, and a whole host of new and exotic weapons to fill out the roster. On top of that, I expanded my firearms supplement into an entirely new class of “Advanced weapons” which include complex mechanical or arcane melee and ranged weapons designed for high-power or futuristic campaigns. I also took a shot at expanding shields The Previews here only show the weapon tables; for the full 12 page PDF, which details all the new weapon properties and advanced weapons, as well as rules of thumb for creating unique weapons of your own, check out this handy dropbox link. And be sure to tell me what you think! It’s been far too long since I uploaded actual content, but Life has been in the way of homebrew recently recently, and I can never bring myself to publish something before I am happy with it myself. Wife lost her job a few months back, and we have officially run through our savings at this point.  If you like what I do and want to support me or just generally help out, Check out my Patreon or Ko-Fi pages, or throw some coin at me through Paypal.me. If you wanna just come say hi on my Discord, that’s great too!

Kevin had a bad day

Cambell corn soup

"Look into my mouth" I say, my cold eyes staring into the depths of your soul.

You turn towards me and relucantly watch as i open my gaping jaw.

You don't notice it at first but suddenly you smell the foul oder.

"I havent brushed in two days"

A large grin on my face, my teeth all brown and mushy.

You watch in terror as my teeth slowly slide out of my mouth and into yours.

"Nothing shall go to waste" I whisper

You close your eyes because you dont want to see the scene unfolding in front of you.

Suddenly you feel a soft sensation on your tounge and a sweet taste fills your mouth.

"Corn" you wisper, a single tear rolling down your cheek.

You feel your teeth being pushed out, and replaced by something that can only be described as hard corn cernels.

You are now fully ugly crying. The only sounds are your cries, echoing in the empty starbucks bathroom.

Your eyes, being consumed by crawling corn cernels. All you see is corn, slowly replacing every part of what was once you.

You have lost all your senses, except touch and taste.

You feel as though a metal rind is being placed between you and freedom.

You feel as though you are being picked up...

"Mmm, cambell corn soup. My favorite." You hear, as a giant figure, resembling a grandmother apears in your mind.

You feel their grip upon you...

You are cambell corn soup.

You are corn.

Nothing shall go to waste.

Then, out of the corner you spot him.

SHIA LABEOUF

Sometimes it's late and dark and you're walking down a hallway in ur house and woops theres definitely something behind you, better move faster, whoops, it's probably chasing you now, time to run to your room. Ahhh, the room door is closed, you're safe once more .

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I really hope the shortening of succpichus to sus stays long after among us dies.

The same could be said about you, dear Pukicho.

If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid

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