-Marcus Tullius Cicero, Epistulae Ad Atticum

You are moving up in the world.

i'm the boss i'm in charge

not now kitten daddy is spiraling.

He's not really a martyr, more an astronaut.

It's so foggy. I like when the weather is like this.

when will i have this.

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

“Eat it, she says. It’s knowledge. From dead cultures. It’s also blood.”

— Alice Notley, from ‘Songs and Stories of the Ghouls’

annoying the shit out of u is a love language that i'm fluent in

What are you even talking about

you're telling me your package came in the male?

sorry boss i can’t come in to work i have lavender town syndrome