Aaaaaaaahyhhhh They're So Pretty And Cute 🥰 I'm Dying

On the subject of (cannon) Alastor angst and suffering, mothers day is probably his least favorite day of the year. He misses his mother terribly, and I imagine he spends have the day thinking and the other half rampaging to avoid thinking. But, it would probably end with some homemade jambalaya with Rosie.

Oh. Oh it was mothers day not long ago right-

sooo... i like your thoughts, i'm devouring them

But this year it was... little bit different. He's got TOO emotional for some reason... it's totally unrelated to anything that happened in those 7 years. Totlaly.

Lessons were learned

ME

I'm trying to learn how to draw him.

Hes so hard to draw.

just saw someone say that after toa the other gods surely lost all respect for apollo and that he'll be seen as a joke

I,, strongly disagree

I don't think you guys grasp how truly impressive apollo showed himself to be in those trials

he was meant to be fully mortal, fully. It was a blatant assassination attempt

like, zeus put his all in making apollo as mortal as he could possibly be and the result was a blatant not at all

I don't understand how you can mock apollo for being weak in toa, he was meant to have no power at all, the fact he even does is a testament to his sheer inherent divinity

he had his power and memory stolen and was thrown in a situation meant to counter Specifically Him. at full power

it was unironically an Impossible task

and the fucker did it

IN SIX MONTHS!!?!

I don't think anyone had realized he was willingly crippling himself socially until he effortlessly gained the loyalty and love of everyone he met the moment he stopped holding himself back, because he was plenty liked before, he was actively trying to make himself distasteful and he was still more popular than any of them. What. A. Doozy.

Apollo was put in a situation where he had to show how much control zeus had over him when things got real and he answered that with willing himself back to divinity and sheepishly saying "none at all, really"

Decided to dust off my old art blog with a rough doodle of everyone's favorite gambler.

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

omg help both of them are adorable

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

OMG, I fricking love them. Babies. They are part of the reason I enjoyed s2 so much.

I wanna see more of them in the next season

my shayla....my shaylaaaa