Character: *is literally twice my age*
Me: 🤤
Sane Person: but—
Me: shhhh
Me: must protect my baby
So... I was watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for like the 100th time and saw something during the scene of the Fat Lady trying to sing. Look at the portraits.
In particular this one.
Now tell me, does that look like Lord Voldemort or what?
One day I’m going to get a black dog and name it Padfoot.
Saw this...
And this happened.
Thanks for the inspiration, @bexterrr 😂
Girls don’t want real boyfriends. Girls want to marry their fictional character crushes.
Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?
Fred: To get to the idiots house.
Fred: Knock, Knock.
Dumbledore: Who’s there.
Fred: The Chicken.
Dumbledore: ...
Fred: ...
Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.
Fred: What?
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.
If you’re a potterhead, reblog this with your Hogwarts House, Meyer Briggs Type, your favourite character and ship!