Character: *is literally twice my age*
Me: 🤤
Sane Person: but—
Me: shhhh
Me: must protect my baby
Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?
Fred: To get to the idiots house.
Fred: Knock, Knock.
Dumbledore: Who’s there.
Fred: The Chicken.
Dumbledore: ...
Fred: ...
Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.
Fred: What?
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.
Girls don’t want real boyfriends. Girls want to marry their fictional character crushes.
Feel free to request a character or something.
Umbridge: What do you want Snape?
Snape: I wanted to say something.
Umbridge: Well go ahead.
Snape: Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly until I say you.
Harry:😂
"Potter!Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?"
Draco
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HARRY POTTER MEME ϟ [1/1] HOUSES You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that. Slytherin House at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Why my mom thinks I like green:
The actual reason I like green:
You hate her more than Voldemort.
So... I was watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for like the 100th time and saw something during the scene of the Fat Lady trying to sing. Look at the portraits.
In particular this one.
Now tell me, does that look like Lord Voldemort or what?