I MUST DRINK THE FORBIDDEN NECTAR
Okay okay okay, I had a dream last night that orangutans could turn invisible. Like there wasn’t a plot about this, it was just a passive animal fact that was accepted by the scientific community. Orangutans could just go invisible and then show up again. It was a part of their biology.
WHY!?
the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing
So…maybe I’ve been living under a rock or smthn, but I’ve been seeing a LOT of RadioApple lately. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that;)
And like, I get it. It’s funny cuz their arguing over who’s a better dad and shit but like…
Has nobody thought of a joke about Lilith and Alastor having a passionate love affair for seven years? Like obviously it’s not canon (for many reasons) and there’s prolly somthn more sinister goin on but that would be so fucking hilarious.
Alastor: I’m not just a step-dad, I’m the dad who stepped up!
Lucifer: I’m gonna step on you!
Alastor: That’s what she sai-
*Que cat fight noises*
Trickle-Down wreckenomics.
18yrs oldJust a happy little beehive! Positivity and good vibes only please! Have fun my buzzy bees~
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