NO IM GOOD BUT LOOK MY EMOJIS WORK AGAIN !!! 💨 🧐

oh Ty @jokerandthethief

Guacamole: yes yes put it in my mouthhhh

olive: yummy in some circumstances. The flavor gets old

mango: delish please more

tomatoes: a miracle, yum yum yummm

hummus: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE PLEASE JUST STUFF NY FACE WITH THIS OH MY GOODNESS THIS MUST BE WHAT THEY EAT IN HEAVEN

cannoli: ew ew no the texture is death

@hex-eye @hauntedmoontimetravel @sillybisexualidot @starman-01 @lesbianbookworm13

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

I don’t know whether to find that antisemitic or funny. Does anyone else experience that? Imma go with funny. My reaction: lollll

Why do you hate Jewish jellyfish?

what? Oh no, I just hate jellyfish. I could’ve been more clear. The subject of the sentence is the hater of jellyfish (me) who is Jewish.

fr

you’re not genuinely curious why your people were kicked out of 109 different countries?

your username is a fucking slur. seek help.

AND I CANT CONTROL THE FACT THAT I HAVE A HATRED TOWARDS JELLYFISH AFTER THEY CAUSED ME UNFATHOMABLE PAIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

= EVIL

BUT THE NUANCE

AND DOLPHINS EXIST

oh um I think

triangles

wait can we make that a game. what does prev taste like ^_^

just a hormonal girl who wants to make a hilarious post but doesn’t have the brain capacity

This. I’ve only seen this in screenshots.

didnt get tagged but I wanna come

My appearance (my hair, my face, my eyes, my skin, my nails and ngl my boobs are pretty ok, too)

my singing

my sense of humor

I’m not actually scared of anything so that’s cool

i got into a summer program at Oxford so I’m smart ig

@jokerandthethief @hex-eye @i-lick-your-gun

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)!!

Bwhahaha ok!

1. My awesome writing skills

2. The birthmark on the inside of my pinky finger

3. My eyes

4. My smarts

5. The fact that I care about others

@randomseacucumber @anaconda-creates @noxnightingales @dangersnekcrowleylover @darkdesangue @colorlessjay @bucket-of-spiders @eenyay @pirulated @inezrable

coming on without an invitation

yeah like my friends rabbi mentioned my rabbi in a speech. Several states apart. There’s actually a really funny game called Jewish geography when some people join a zoom call with one person that theyre trying to get on the call. They can add their friends, who can add their friends who can add their friends and usually they get the person pretty quickly

I think people don't realize how ridiculously interconnected the Jewish community is. Usually it would be shitty to assume that any random guy knows somebody else just cause they share a culture/ethnicity but I swear every time I mention an obscure Jewish thought leader/author/politician/etc. one of my cousins goes like "oh yeah I studied Torah with his son in 1985". every single fucking time