Seroiida Nation I Come Forth, With A Humble Offer

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

I'm currently writing a lesbian pirate au of Sally face (it was kind of inspired by alabaster's au) and why tf did I make Travis a yearner.

My girl needs to write a poem (a scandalous one since it's a bit of a smut fic maybe), so that means that I have to write one.

This is the representation of how I feel writing the poem. (I love writing poetry occasionally, but I don't really do rhymes or follow a metric scheme so they turn out kinda shitty)

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

The visions got so strong I had to put them on paper

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

ambiguous mental illness ❌️

my curse #MyCurse ✅️

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

hello writers.

party grunkles