merry christmas to all who celebrate. :)
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
Lestat would 100% cry to Sun Bleached Flies by Ethel Cain
happy birthday to the most ass-shakable album ever
love you babyy<3
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hey does anyone know what the fuck is up with that dr death defying dude. i swear that guy is either psychic or a spy how the fuck does he report on shit so fast
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he's the reincarnation of cecil palmer
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who the fuck is cecil palmer
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does bli seriously have an account on here. girl this is the killjoy website
#delete later
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where's my "the fab four are fucking posers" option
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WHERE'S MY OPTION FOR THE FUCKING GIRL. also why am i losing
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#you have a tumblr account???? #what the fuck hi #sorry you're losing man the people are thirsty for the venom sibs #i voted jet idk what they're on about
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i feel like the only two pieces of pre-war media that fully survived to the modern day being yo gabba gabba and homestuck has given us an extremely distorted view of what life was like back then
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imagine if they were minimalists
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hey do you guys know anywhere in zone six we can hold a show tomorrow night? vanny's burned down
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i didn't do it
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i'm never selling you a single ticket ever again
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aye can i get uh......... actual fucking food
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power pup?
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you want power pup?
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you want fucking power pup?
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can anyone fucking hear me
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hey guys just a heads up (literally for you guys I'm fighting lololol) (I'm going to behead you) (I promise) (:3) my uncle says I'm not allowed to have a party as wild as last year, so no blood sacrifices this time :(
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do it anyway lol
#a third "atredies" has entered the arena #we only have enough drugs for two lol #might just blame it on the Baron #fingers crossed it works
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Istg if the new reverend mother brings her weird musty son to this place I might actually quit.
#fr he looks like he eats them
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I hate arakkis. I've told my father that I hate arakkis so many times. But guess where we're going on holiday??? A-FUCKING-RAKKIS
Istg it's actually child abuse at this point.
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maybe you should just give it back to us lmao
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why is that bald freak kinda...
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does anyone know if they do baja blast in South Arrakis? craving some rn
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I know a place dw
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MOM WTF I ALMOST DIED
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He almost died! AS WRITTEN!!!!!!
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Guys I'm 90% that My Spice-Fuelled Romance is going to release a new album this year.
Proof:
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Am I not good enough for you??
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honey, all we asked you to do was the gom jabar, and you ended up getting. impregnated by that measly, vile, and absolutely disgusting freak.
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Omg I'm going to be a dad??? :D
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erm what the sigma
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MOM HOW DOES SHE HAVE TUMBLR SHES INSIDE OF YOU??
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It's the way
#as written
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riding a sandworm with my bf <333
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ilysm ♡♡♡
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damn where's your weird cannibal club when you need them
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CLICK HERE!!! SMALL TWINK gets BRUTALISED by incomprehensible will of universe!!! WATCH FOR FREE!!!
where are the posts and gifs celebrating and analyzing Venetia??? The vampire scene??? Her style, her heart-shaped sunglasses and wearing heels to play tennis??? Just, her presence in the film??? The way her mother speaks about her to total strangers??? The way that she calls out Oliver in her last scene??? Her recognizing him for who he is, and that being her undoing??? The tension that she holds within herself, just like Felix, but so much smaller in the eyes of Oliver and the film??? (I also think it's interesting that she and Elspeth have such visceral death scenes but Felix is just a cut away shot... Emerald Fennel your mind...) Please I beg of y'all talk more about Venetia!!! And stop posting so much about that nerd who was in the movie for five minutes.